Forklift Tune-Up

When a piece of equipment is not fixable or is a piece of shit and the only logical thing to do with it is repeatedly crush it with a forklift.

"This chainsaw is not worth fixing" says Joe. "Well, give it a forklift tune-up" replies Daryl.

by DMO-LB May 1, 2010

new jersey forklift

when a horny girl is fucked by two guys one in the ass and the other vaginally and respectively lifted off the ground.

debby was so drunk last night, she forced tim and i to give her a new jersey forklift.

by polly wagler August 4, 2010

forkliftic

A body of work so large that industrial machinery is required to transport it.

I just bought all of Stephen King's novels. Man, is he forkliftic.

by DJUrsus June 5, 2009

forklift olympics

A large racing event which occurs when the night crew supervisor at Home Depot is not there, and the manager who substitutes for him just sits in the office and doesn't supervise anything...

Boss just broke his hip. He's going to be out for a week for surgery. I guess we're having the forklift olympics early this year!

by The Poopy Fart Demon September 21, 2017

Danish Forklift

When you are doggy styling this girl you decide to get kinky and stick a fork up her ass until she gets lifted off the ground. As she hits lifted she does a twirl forward on the fork and gurgles your balls.

“Man I just received the best Danish Forklift”

by Fat boy Dave May 18, 2018

forklift

Apple polisher in chinglish, Since forklift is a very powerful machine that can lift anything.
In Teow Chew or Hokkien, apple polisher used to be "Hu LP".
Thus in chinglish, the forklift i powerful enough to "Hu your boss LP"

See, John is forklift his boss again, guess he will get a great increment for this year too

by The Chinglish Guy July 21, 2022

Forklift-Fucking

A sex position where the man holds the woman up with his 2 arms at a 90 degree angle. He does shoulder raises causing her to go up and down on his penis.

"They were caught forklift-fucking at work today"

by omwtfyb04 May 20, 2024