fooking wanker

A term used by the god Guenther Steiner uses to describe stupid shitheads that cant do a job correctly,( example mazespin)

a bunch of fooking wankers we have in the team, can't drive a fooking car without s🅱️ining .

by sireemopancake October 13, 2021

Fookinv

The ability to cook in the presence of strong opposition.

I'm fookinv right now.

This h.o. being a P.O.S. but I'm fookinv.
We gonna have a selfie in a bit.

by Bobby2939 August 19, 2022

Blunder fooked

A public way of saying "I made a huge f*n mistake and now I am screwed".

For example, you go on a date with a girl and make the moves on her, you call her "sweetie" or "sweetheart" and make her think you are really into her, but you really are not. You realized your mistake and publicly proclaim to be "Blunder fooked".

by Psychic Pscho February 28, 2009

EMPTY FOOKIN NET

When the net is empty, or full, and you manage to score a goal in soccer, hockey, or Rocket League.

Usually to mock the opposing team and intimidate.
Can be used multiple times.

*scores a goal with 3 players defending*
You: EMPTY FOOKIN NET

by SeamedShark June 3, 2018

fooki

a negative name to call someone

you is a fooki

by McCool93 November 5, 2010

Fookie

Its when you think you have a fart but instead, "Surprise" it turns out to be a dookie. A fookie

Please don't fookie in my bed.

by Ekid February 16, 2013

zip fookin lob

The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.

I got home from the pub about 11.30 went upstairs to the bedroom zip fookin lob, and gave that old bag the shaggin of her life or. I went to the doctors. Zip fookin lob got my cock out, It had gone green. Turned out to be a mix of excessive masturbation and poor hygiene.

by mr pissflaps March 1, 2004