“Folded like a lawn chair”

A phrase usually used to describe a slutty sex position only practiced by immoral women.

Anne was “folded like a lawn chair” after begging the homeless man for some dick.

by Backstreetsbackaigt69 May 2, 2019

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folded pony

A sexual position in which a girl starts on all fours, then places her head between her knees in a way that allows the man to grasp her pony tail as a handle and pull her in to give him a rim job from underneath as he's thrusting on her.

That hooker was expensive, but she gave the best folded pony I've ever had.

by Arlozenhyze December 23, 2017

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folded grapefruit

Refers to the similarity in appearance between a grapefruit (sliced in half and folded) and the vagina

I had a folded grapefruit for breakfast this morning, along with a jelly doghnut.

by Mikeli T Mueller June 20, 2006

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folded frisbee

dick

i was playing with some folded frisbee last night

by 420slayer69 September 30, 2017

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Folded in

Sex.

“What happened to Steph after the bar? She went home with the bartender and totally got folded in”

by Wise guy 2012 September 1, 2021

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Folded like an omelet

A descriptor used to ridicule how someone died, when they died because they were being stupid and experienced the "find out" part of "fuck around and find out.".

David got folded like an omelet after trying to rob an off duty police officer.

by Jeff_the_warcriminal November 23, 2023

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