First Rule of Fight Club

First Rule of Fight Club, don't talk about Fight Club.

Fight Club is something you never talk about. Why? Because it is the first rule of Fight Club.

by Oz101010101001010 December 16, 2008

SWORD FIGHTING FAIRY FAGGOTS

Sword Fighting Fairy Faggots are gay people that live in the same house and play games known as Fortnite. To which if they kill you they are probably stripping down and sword fighting each other with their wieners. So far that some of them are re-creating one of the Star Wars films and naming it Bedroom Battles The Wiener Hardens .

Me: Freak I just died to some SWORD FIGHTING FAIRY FAGGOTS.
You: That’s why we call them that

by TurtleTron August 7, 2018

Book A Flight

"Book A Flight" is a common phrase used by people to express the need for someone to fuck off.

"Dude, I'm so done with you book a fucking flight"
"Can i just be left alone? Why can't you all just book a flight"

by Hauntedwow June 5, 2016

Senior Sword Fight

The process when two seniors swordfight with their penis

Look at those two bus drivers senior sword fighting in the bathroom

by Mc trippin January 10, 2017

Flight Instructor

A career or part time job that involves watching the Hobbs meter tick while spending unusual, long, and demanding hours in the cheapest, stripped down, mechanically unsound aluminum can all for the goal of displaying the magic of rote learning to a student. Sometimes the aluminum can is also known as being airworthy, but that is a made up word the mechanics will use to comply with the legal mumbo jumbo and is hardly ever true. The majority of the instruction is given in the busiest airspace with little to no safe guarding; such as reliable radios, transponders, or even the most basic necessity-transparencies you can actually see out of. The students, the prime income of a flight instructor, are stubborn, top-gun wanna be pilots that no matter how ever you try to persuade differently about the aircraft only having one 100HP engine, will still rotate the nose to fifty degrees on takeoff, that is if they even bother to show up for the lesson from being to (insert bullshit excuse here).

I think I will work three other jobs to pay for my one flight instructor career.

by Laszload November 24, 2009

Flightline

The most terrible place in the known universe. It is a dark place, a depressing place, and the maintainers that work there are in a permanent state of dismay and suffering. It is prowled by QA Inspectors who have long since gone feral, and have developed a taste for Crew Chiefs and other maintenance personnel caught without reflective belts after the floodlights have turned on, despite the sun still shining. Expediters and Pro Supers also number amongst the flightline's known predators, their terrible calls and screams making every maintainer shudder and wish they were already dead. The only bright spot amongst this hellhole is a shining hope of being able to cross-train... but alas, she is an elusive beast, and nigh on impossible to catch.

"Where is SSgt Jones?"
"He's on the flightline, working that flier."
"... God help his soul."

by Omnicyde July 18, 2013

the foo fighters

they fight foo

Person 1: "the foo's about to overrun us!"
Person 2: "No they're not, here come the Foo Fighters!"

by Doeth February 23, 2020