A good for nothin' waste of space that will never get into a university. Does nothing but smoke dope and play games all day. Never pays attention in class, and will never become anything useful in life.
Because Robert played games all day, he never went to university. His parents were ashamed of their son becoming such a flunker.
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An exclamation used when your actions go unexpectedly wrong and result in an extremely annoying situation; used to place the blame for the situation that you have caused yourself onto Ned Flanders.
*You're trying to assemble your backyard barbecue when you bump into your wheelbarrow full of bricks, and they fall into the wet cement*
YOU: Ah, stupid Flanders!
YOU: Ah, stupid Flanders!
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“Stupid Flanders is half my weight and twice my age!” — Homer Simpson
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