flump

the action of farting before sex

You're about to have sex and the man/woman flump (farts)

by David Hooper-Whooper May 18, 2009

flump

any badass activity or saying

stop talking shit before you get flumped
he is so flumping
lets go flump

by the flump master November 15, 2010

Flump

Being an absoloute idiot

e.g:

Stop it you flump!!!

Oh My Days stop being such a flump!

by ChatterBoxSlang November 27, 2010

Flump

The act of taking an enormous dump on any type of floor. The act is usually performed when one is scared shitless and one is not able to reach a shower to take a shump.

Nessie took a flump when she failed her English exam qand could not find a shower to shump. She immediately proceeded to take of her pants, sit on the floor, and take a nice, long, warm flump.

by Nessel-Shump N' Flump August 21, 2014

Flump

To stroke a guy's penis in a fun way. With your toes.

I want to Flump his penis.

by Kmart4242 July 15, 2015

Flump

The act of collapsing onto something or someone like a sad, jiggly, shoved over serving of jello.

Person #1: I'm gonna flump on you now.
Person #2: Oh god no...
Person #1: *getting closer* I'm gonna do it
Person #2 doN'T YOU FUCKING DA-
Person #1: *flumps onto person #2) I did it.
Person #2 *flailing like an aggressive kitten* GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!

by Zodozer October 22, 2015

Flump

The random exposure of a penis

It was awful. I got a flumped on the bus earlier

by Lesbigan May 7, 2016