Flump

A flump (fl-uh-mp) is generally used to describe a woman, whom at first glance, is considered to be very unattractive/ undesirable, ugly, disgusting, and mostly someone whom you would not sleep fuck with. However at a second glance, nearly immediately after the first glace/ initial reaction, you have a sudden realization that you would indeed still have sex with her and/or "wouldn't kick her out of bed".

"That girl last night was a Flump for sure ."
"Your sister is a Flump surrounded by trash ass bitches."

by SICINFESTATION May 9, 2018

Flumped

flumped is when you are full but have room for dessert.

im so flumped, but i'll have me some cake as well.

by ima kill someone January 17, 2018

Flumped

The iteration in which you have fumbily thrown a ball or small object to the point it goes nowhere near the target location.

I would have been able to save him, but my partner flumped the med kit.

by The Instightful Orange December 26, 2016

Flump

This word can mean absolutely anything. It can be used as any part of a sentence. Variations of 'flump' can include the following: 'flumped', 'flumping', 'flumper', 'flump out', 'flumped out'. Basically, there are no rules governing this word.

Would you like to flump out this evening?

I just flumped from New York City to Philadelphia.

I've been flumping a new jacket today. I like it.

by jewcb_42 January 26, 2011

Flump

To prank someone by sneaking up behind them while holding the bottom of your shirt, jumping, and rapidly forcing your shirt over their head and off again before you hit the ground.

Did you see that? Jake just flumped Abhi so fast Abhi didn't even see it coming!

by 3nd3r May 14, 2010

Flump

To have sex with a non-erect penis, just like a flump

i had a mad flump last night, didnt even get a hard on :-o

by flumpage January 24, 2009

Flump

Excess fat on the body

Your flump is hanging out of your shirt.

by Sparkle911 September 3, 2011