roll you up in flour

what a guy does to find the vag on an obese chick.

NOTE:when one has no flour handy they must pick a flap and fuck it
You're so fat if i was going to have sex with you I'd have to roll you up in flour and aim for the wet spot!
by Sarah Lambert March 05, 2008
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Keep the Flour one hundred

When you need to be blunt and honest.
Hey man, can I talk to you?

Yea, but only if you keep the flour one hundred.
by Pop-pop cooks on the hook April 25, 2021
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Used to describe a very fat or extremely large person.
Wow, I wouldn't want him to fart in my last pound of flour.
by robbos4 May 09, 2006
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Sicilian flour dance

When you’re in a sensual relationship with someone and you lay flour on the bed, roll around in it and cover your bodies like a ball of dough
“Hey Frankie how’d yea date go Lucille?”

“Ay Tony it was great we went out for some gabbagol, went back to my place and did the ol’ Sicilian flour dance”
by Stranger than flour December 21, 2021
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Flour Daddy

(Noun): A male significant other who purchases anything for their own significant other, as long as it is within budget. The term flour is derived as a substitute from the word sugar in sugar daddy, as it isn't quite as sweet as sugar but is able to get the job done.
Man: "Let's go out sometime, let me be your flour daddy."

Woman: "Flour daddy?"

Man: "Yeah tonight is on me, but maybe stay away from the lobster, I'm on a budget."

Woman: "Oh I gotcha, like a bootleg sugar daddy?"
by Huntaaification May 28, 2018
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Timid flour lotus

The process of making and eating a cake inside of a vagina
Step 1- dump flour in the vaginal canal

Step 2- put 2 eggs in vaginal canal
Step 3 - mix by inserting dick and thrusting

Step 4- put blow dryer into vagina and cook the eggs and flour with it

Step 5- procide with eating it out of her vagina
by Frodo dojo April 22, 2024
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Flour Torilla

Person A: Hey can you hand me a Flour Torilla for this quesadilla I'm making??

Person B: You mean tortilla?

Person A: No
by c4l3bb January 20, 2025
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