roll you up in flour

what a guy does to find the vag on an obese chick.

NOTE:when one has no flour handy they must pick a flap and fuck it

You're so fat if i was going to have sex with you I'd have to roll you up in flour and aim for the wet spot!

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

Keep the Flour one hundred

When you need to be blunt and honest.

Hey man, can I talk to you?

Yea, but only if you keep the flour one hundred.

by Pop-pop cooks on the hook April 24, 2021

fart in my last pound of flour

Used to describe a very fat or extremely large person.

Wow, I wouldn't want him to fart in my last pound of flour.

by robbos4 August 31, 2008

Put the wine in the flour box

When you do something shitty or stupid

Oh man you put the wine in the flour box you idiot!

by Tammyjones September 19, 2020

Anus-flour

Special flour to make ones anal area non-sticky.

While stimulating someones anus it can occur that the anal area, in particular the anus it self, can get glutinous. This causes the skin of the receiving part to stick to the skin of the active part. Anus-flour can help in this regard, presupposed it is worked into the dough correctly.

Carl:"Man Lisa i really like eating your ass, but your skin gets stuck on my tongue all the time."
Lisa:"No problem Carl I have some anus-flour with me."
Carl:"Thank you Lisa! This will assure that we both can enjoy our sexuality."
Lisa:"Yeah! But just make sure to work it into the dough correctly."

by sisanchopancho May 27, 2019

mystic flour cookie

one of the beast cookies in a game called cookie run kingdom.

"everything shall return to flour"

"omgg mystic flour cookie ref i love her smm"

by i love shining glitter cookie May 26, 2025

sift flour

(verb)-said of a conversation, an activity, a book or a movie: to become dull, boring, meaningless, and/or redundant

Sequels to great Hollywood classics are not as great as the parent original because, more often than not, they sift flour.

by Sexydimma March 12, 2013