roll you up in flour

what a guy does to find the vag on an obese chick.

NOTE:when one has no flour handy they must pick a flap and fuck it

You're so fat if i was going to have sex with you I'd have to roll you up in flour and aim for the wet spot!

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

Keep the Flour one hundred

When you need to be blunt and honest.

Hey man, can I talk to you?

Yea, but only if you keep the flour one hundred.

by Pop-pop cooks on the hook April 24, 2021

fart in my last pound of flour

Used to describe a very fat or extremely large person.

Wow, I wouldn't want him to fart in my last pound of flour.

by robbos4 August 31, 2008

Dick Flour

An accumulation of flour-esque residue located on the male genitalia, most often in and around folds.

Is that toe cheese on your penis or just some dick flour?

by Grainy March 16, 2013

Funny Flour

What I like to call cocaine.

"Ayo pass da funny flour"
"Bitch you high as a kite dis is brown sugar"

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 14, 2022

mystic flour cookie

one of the beast cookies in a game called cookie run kingdom.

"everything shall return to flour"

"omgg mystic flour cookie ref i love her smm"

by i love shining glitter cookie May 26, 2025

Grinding flour

The act of rubbing your old granny’s powdery old fanny resulting in a white fishy floury paste

I was grinding flour last night at your mum’s house

by Filthy 69 June 10, 2018