Flurist

That one person who seems to get sick out of fucking nowhere whenever y’all are on a family trip, it could be a light cough and they would practically force you to either leave them behind like 48 hours or send them to the emergency room

“Jesus Christ bill your turning into a Flurist”

by Ironically_sensical June 30, 2019

Floris

Floris is the weirdest and the most awkwerd person you will ever meet. He is very bad at sports and only plays videogames, if he is at school he only surfs on 9gag. He has headphones with him all day, thats why they are broken. People use Floris as a definition of weird or addicted to games and internet.

person 1: Hey, why are you so Floris?

person 2: c'mon I'm not THAT weird.

by Chad Champion November 22, 2019

Florisse

Florisse is an incredible person with exceptional personality. A beautiful and elegant girl. It is not a sheep and she's always there for her friends. She is incredible. No, we should invent a word because incredible is not enough for describe her.

"-Damn Florisse is hot
- Omg man you're ugly and you doesn't watch Jojo... Sorry for U"

by Laama October 17, 2020

Florisse

Florisse is an incredible person with exceptional personality. A beautiful and elegant girl. It is not a sheep and she's always there for her friends. She is incredible. No, we should invent a word for her because incredible is not enough for her.

"-Damn Florisse is hot
- Omg man you're ugly and you doesn't watch Jojo... Sorry for U"

by Laama October 17, 2020

floriting

Taking DA FAWK off on everyone at the stop light .

Cordelia is floriting racing the mustang !!

by Smackdaddygordan September 13, 2021

FLOORIST

Everyone of us who STANDS UP for the PLANET.

A great place to sleep.

A SHITEATER in order to contact the absolute lowest position.

Being READ so hard by MELISSA you lose concentration on DARING others to join your READING CLUB.

Look due to GRAVITY and the CRACKED REAR VIEW it be a good idea for us to be FLOORISTS but the trade off you may get HEMORRHOIDS.

If you need to crash somewhere which you can't control the human body filling into slumber then being a FLORIST is a must for all of us , as WHATEVER IT TAKES.

I understand SHITFERDER (FERTIG)(READY IN GERMAN) it goes like this I lay under your RIM SEAT directly only seeing YOUR ASSHOLE and if you want YOUR ASSHOLE inches away from DER MUND CURVE(MOUTH IN GERMAN) then SHIT will have IT'S WAY flowing into my MOUTH as soon as it HITS ,I'm ASSH0LE and my other ASSH0LE which is the LOWEST FLOORIST belongs to you as I am well on my way being lower than even SHIT IN SHIT.

I got married MELISSA to feel like you put me at the TOP OF THE WORLD butt you are making WILLIAM feel like a FLOORIST just because I try to convince you what GOOD READS is you insist in keep READING ME while I am out to READ OTHERS and not BE READ.

by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 16, 2021

flority

Flority is a greates women in the world she is the most pretty and a strong girl, she do what ever she want for the sake of his family. Flority is a unique name and those people who name flority they are stunning, they deserve a lot of love. If you have flority in your life keep her close to you because she is a kind women ever since and she never betray you even you betray her. She is a wonderwoman she only fight for herself if its too much but she loved her enemies. When she say im good, im fine just tell here you can do that. And also she believe in god what ever struggles or problems she had, she ask gid for help and thats the reason why she isa strongest woman in the world she never failed a friend. She help other people without asking her to help and thats why keep your Flority in your life tou cannot live in the world without her.

Flority as a mom and best friend

Flority: hey! How are you? Are you okay? Do you need something?

Friend: yeah im so upset..i need to talk someone

Flority: oh com'on lets talk about that. Let me fix it.

by Mèls October 20, 2021