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Floridians

The only people who are so friendly, the let their red-neck cyclists ride in their interstates.
Person 1: Bro again cyclists in the interstate?
Person 2: Thats just what floridians do.
by Knmagor June 24, 2023
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Floridian Hippie Tar Pit

Shoving a fistful of tobacco up your partners ass, and then covering your hand in a flammable substance and fisting them while your hand is on fire, and inhale the smoke through your ass"
"HEY DAD! LETS DO A FLORIDIAN HIPPIE TAR PIT AGAIN!!"
by Tylixyourass December 14, 2023
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Floridian Papatims

Huge male titties that scream a man needs a bra
My best friend has a huge set of Floridian Papatims
by baconcheesestick May 15, 2025
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Floridian Virus Dreamcatcher

A virus that you get from introducing exposed stomach acid to a well-done steak and moving that stomach acid into your eyeballs, which will make you hallucinate a dreamcatcher.
“Bro I did the Floridian Virus Dreamcatcher yesterday
What the fuck you’re disgusting
by insidejokes4eva August 29, 2025
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Floridian Threesome

When you have a threesome with a guy and an alligator.
“I just had a Floridian Threesome!”
“Dude what the fuck.”
by Spickee August 8, 2021
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Floridian Cavalry

A group of drunk rednecks displaying rebel flags and driving squatted 4x4 trucks and suvs, even though it last snowed in 1987. Usually drunk, can be found in trailer parks cooking methamphetamines, beating their wives, or revving their 1985 Iroc-Z28 at 3 AM.
“It’s the Floridian Cavalry, let’s go around them they’re probably drunk.”
by Armydog81 December 14, 2023
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Floridian Tissue

When you wipe your dick on someone's shit encrusted ass and use it as lube.
Damn I just gave Xander a Floridian Tissue last night at the hotel.
by Supersoldier949 January 27, 2024
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