flexisexual

Straight, heterosexual person who flirts with gay homosexual people. Usually seen at clubs, part of the hipster scene.

"Psh, Karl's so flirting with that straight guy over there, he's gonna get fucked up."

"No way sweetie, he's so flexisexual that Karl might actually get some action."

by Glenn Baker March 23, 2008

dick fleas

1.Fleas on your dick. Duh. 2.crabs

My weiner has dick fleas. Guess I'll have to bust out some A-200.

by B-nus July 23, 2006

Flexabulla

When you get more flexible
Mainly used by Teens

I am flexabulla

by Ashamaleee and brad February 12, 2009

fleasus

The leader of a homeless shelter

When I went to volunteer at the homeless shelter I asked to see fleasus

by faithie822 February 20, 2017

flexabetes

The disease of having so many gains, that you just can't stop flexing

I was in the store... When my flexabetes kicked in and I started flexing on a 3 year old.

by Victor The Flexabetes Kid March 16, 2017

flexsting

A combination of flexing and stunting, only used to describe people born with raw sauce.

Daaammmmnn, A$AP Rocky’s flexsting extra tonight on the runway!

by HypeofaLifebeast November 22, 2017

FLEXABAR

An Organic or Based Action performed under the influence (perferbally audio recording). In other words, When the mind is at its creative peak.

Tommy: Bro what if we ma-mad *Burps* made like a book... With no words, Like totally make it 300 pages.

Adam: Yo....that would be FLEXABAR Asf

by Mark Pluto January 27, 2019