Flesh Balloon

A term use to describe the testicles of a man

Hey thats some mighty fine juice you got in the old flesh balloon.

by Ruffun October 23, 2008

human fleshlight

Sexual act in which the smaller person in a couple is used as if they were a flesh light.

A seven foot tall man fucked me like I was a human fleshlight .

by Emperor3434 July 12, 2018

flesh eating snot weasel

a carnivorous rodent composed of human snot. it is an extremely dangerous creature, mainly because it can skeletonize a human being in less than a minute. it can also take the form of any living being. that's why tom cruise is in existence.

my best freind was eaten by a flesh eating snot weasel.

by Rob Armer December 9, 2006

Fleshjack

Fag version? No idiot, fags (homophobes) don't use this!

It's actually a sex toy made specifically for gay men during masturbation. Shaped like a flashlight & supposed to feel like the real thing. The str8 version is a fleshlight.

Once Jaxon got his fleshjack, he slipped his big cock inside, & fucked it like a horny dog! It rapidly filled up with his warm cream.

by Chips & Salsa November 9, 2009

Flesh Harpoon

A lethal cock. One look at a flesh harpoon and a woman is instantly seduced into riding said harpoon for hours.

Stacy was being a prude holdout bitch so I had to whip out my flesh harpoon and pull her in for the kill.

by Lazynutz July 7, 2005

fleshlighting

Using a Fleshlight to get off.... To Masturbate using a Fleshlight Sex Toy..... To Use a Fleshlight on one's Penis for the purpose of Ejaculation or Sex Play, role play, fantasy play or other sexual use, perhaps even with a woman or man for sexual simulation as with real intercourse using a fleshlight rather than a vagina or ass or even mouth to protect one's value system..... to appease the male.

My girlfriend is a virgin, and wants to stay one until marriage, so she consented to fleshlighting instead, it's better than nothing! OR I wasn't able to pick up a girl last night, so I so when I got home I ended up fleshlighting instead.

by Dr. Keith October 28, 2015

Fleshclam

Another word for vagina, pussy, cunt, box, etc...

Man this wench I plugged last night had the tightest Fleshclam.

by sswenchfist November 28, 2009