fleshlighting

Using a Fleshlight to get off.... To Masturbate using a Fleshlight Sex Toy..... To Use a Fleshlight on one's Penis for the purpose of Ejaculation or Sex Play, role play, fantasy play or other sexual use, perhaps even with a woman or man for sexual simulation as with real intercourse using a fleshlight rather than a vagina or ass or even mouth to protect one's value system..... to appease the male.

My girlfriend is a virgin, and wants to stay one until marriage, so she consented to fleshlighting instead, it's better than nothing! OR I wasn't able to pick up a girl last night, so I so when I got home I ended up fleshlighting instead.

fleshlighting by Dr. Keith October 28, 2015

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flashlighting

When a girl is flaunting her large breasts in a club or bar, a sad man turns the flashlight on his phone and shines it on her protruding cleavage.

Man that bitch is flaunting her huge titties, time for a flashlighting! -OG

flashlighting by Schwinder January 4, 2017

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Flashlighting

Like gaslighting but not as extreme

He was flashlighting her so often she began to doubt he really was cheating.

Flashlighting by Vogelism March 24, 2021

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flashlighting

the opposite of gaslighting-you show someone how wonderful they truly are

thanks for flashlighting me

flashlighting by theflashlighter November 24, 2021

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The Fleshlightenment

A spiritual awakening via vaginal experience that leads to obsessive behavior, playlist-making, and family introductions after one fuck.

He said he was an atheist but now he believes in fate. Classic case of The Fleshlightenment.

The Fleshlightenment by brachiosaurusbricklack April 17, 2025

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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