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fleshlighting 

Using a Fleshlight to get off.... To Masturbate using a Fleshlight Sex Toy..... To Use a Fleshlight on one's Penis for the purpose of Ejaculation or Sex Play, role play, fantasy play or other sexual use, perhaps even with a woman or man for sexual simulation as with real intercourse using a fleshlight rather than a vagina or ass or even mouth to protect one's value system..... to appease the male.
My girlfriend is a virgin, and wants to stay one until marriage, so she consented to fleshlighting instead, it's better than nothing! OR I wasn't able to pick up a girl last night, so I so when I got home I ended up fleshlighting instead.
fleshlighting by Dr. Keith October 28, 2015
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flashlighting

When a girl is flaunting her large breasts in a club or bar, a sad man turns the flashlight on his phone and shines it on her protruding cleavage.
Man that bitch is flaunting her huge titties, time for a flashlighting! -OG
flashlighting by Schwinder January 4, 2017

Flashlighting

He was flashlighting her so often she began to doubt he really was cheating.
Flashlighting by Vogelism March 24, 2021

flashlighting

the opposite of gaslighting-you show someone how wonderful they truly are
thanks for flashlighting me
flashlighting by theflashlighter November 24, 2021

The Fleshlightenment

A spiritual awakening via vaginal experience that leads to obsessive behavior, playlist-making, and family introductions after one fuck.
He said he was an atheist but now he believes in fate. Classic case of The Fleshlightenment.
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