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Tie Flossing

Defined by the usage of a colleague's tie to floss one's anal region.

The tie should ideally have been removed from the victim before flossing commences however in extreme circumstances flossing can be achieved while still attached.

Correct flossing procedure is as follows;

1. tie should be slipped inside the front of ones pants (trousers)

2. tie should be posted between legs

3. one hand should be slipped inside the back of one's pants and the tie end should be located

4. tie end should be pulled out of the back of one's pants

If correctly executed, one end of the tie should be visible exiting the front of one's pants, and the other end should be visible exiting from the back of one's pants.

the action is completed by taking each end of the tie in a different hand and pulling alternately upwards, thus causing the tie to repeatedly brush past one's anus resulting in the transfer of odor and in some cases liquid and physical matter to the said tie.

If deemed necessary, the tie may also be posted inside one's under-garments, resulting in a more offensive nasal experience once the tie is removed.

caution: the 'inside-under-garment' method can result in heavy chaffing and in extreme cases testicle ripping.
Bystander 1: That gentleman stole my muffin!

Bystander 2: I suggest you demonstrate your unease at this occurance by tie flossing with his tie.

Bystander 1: Jolly good idea
by tiebandit September 8, 2011
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Freestyle Flossing

Flossing ones teeth anywhere that is outside the bathroom. Similar to dental flossing but outside the norm of where its done which is the bathroom. The term is also used to also imply how unnecessary and disgusting the act can be with plaque, food and blood flying everywhere.
I had company over and my girl walked out of the bedroom freestyle flossing while greeting all my friends.
Whenever we go to the movies mike is freestyle flossing his teeth.
by Blacknight200 August 16, 2012
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gusset flossing

I worked her into a right frenzy with a good gusset flossing. She loved it she did. I had her bucking like a mule
by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 30, 2014
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A video that has a warning of flashing lights
Me:Watches a video
Video:WARNING! this video contains flashing lights
Me:*Lowers down the brightness*
by ihandlethisidk August 28, 2022
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Anal Flossing

The act in which a man is standing upright and the woman is bent forward with her head near the mans ass. The man then grabs the woman's hair between his legs and proceeds to floss between his ass cheeks with the woman's hair
I'd climb that tower for a nice anal flossing from Rapunzel.
by nep1293 January 23, 2014
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flossing the muffin

When a thong is showing on someone with a muffin top
by toiletcake March 16, 2009
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Ass Flossing

To floss your ass with someone’s hair preferably long hair in a pony tail. When ready for doggy style leap frog from behind then floss your ass crack with their hair. (Watching for razor blades and scrunches) Then finishing with the traditional backhand and run like hell screaming while flailing your arms.
Jenny was ready for doggy style but Billy leap frogged her and gave her ponytail an ass flosing. She was then backhanded and left on the floor.
by Chris Ball January 28, 2005
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