Flarp

A person who is capable of creating a series of organized queefs in order to mimic speech.

Guy: Yo that chick is a Flarp

Flarp mimiking another guy: Yeah frfr

by 69 OF DA 420 June 14, 2023

Flarp Toppings

when you use a very thick, wet, lumpy, fart like ranch dressing

would you like to use some flarp toppings with your salad, are secret recipe

by jardieniethyweenie May 9, 2025

flarp

the action of farting on someone's penis while they're penetrating you

*farts while being fucked*

"oh wow you just flarped on my cock"

by 0x616c697361 April 8, 2024

Flarp

A really wet, nasty queef from a girl who hasn't showered in a month or longer.

"I was having some fun time with my mud buddy, then when I went to leave I heard her let out a giant flarp."

by NOOPLEASEHELPMEPLEASE April 9, 2024

FLARP

Acronym for Faux Live Action Roleplay, the act of claiming to LARP while not LARPing or knowing what LARP means, basically claim without praxis.

guy 1: am i a true larp yet?
guy 2: dude you own all the books and merchandise of (series), and you don't even know what LARP means, you're FLARPing.

by snailsfordinner January 26, 2026

Flarp

A word for any place, person, action, object, or state of mind

My buddy had 3 four lokos so he’s lowkey flarped up on the couch right now.

by Stouse January 30, 2026