Flarped

When you can't think because you need to shit

Dammit I'm flarped right now

by gingergina October 05, 2023

Mexican tarp flarp

Sticking you're shlong in her ear then collecting the wax to make a pocket pussy then sell it.

So Greg, what do you do for a living?
I make Mexican tarp flarps.

by Tarp Flarp Master February 27, 2017

flarp/flarped

When something is fucked or strong in a bad way

bro 1:"yo i hit that shit and it was flarped as fuck"

bro 2:"yea i told you that shit was flarp"
flarp/flarped

by Uhygftrd October 24, 2023