flanning

just doing doing nothing, or just hanging out.

Josh is just flanning up in the gunners hatch.

by dramabeats71 October 23, 2011

Flarting

The act of using flatulence to flirt.

Tom ripped a big fart under the sheets, then looked shyly over towards Amber. Amber looked deep into his eyes and then let a tiny squeak seep out in the form of a fart. Now Tom realized she was flarting with him.

by Penguin Pig May 2, 2017

flanking

1) closely coming up behind someone
2) screwing someone from behind

Girlfriend) I got kinda scared during my morning jog through the park trails today. I wish you had been there.
Boyfriend) Oh yeah? You jog there by yourself everyday. What happened today that was so scary?
Girlfriend) There was some weirdo jogging that I've never seen before and he was totally flanking me!
Boyfriend ) Well, next time mace his ass if he gets that close to you!

Def#2}

Guy 1} My girlfriend keeps complaining that her ass is getting big. I've told her it looks great but she doesn't believe me. What do I do?
Guy 2) Man, sounds like she just needs a good flanking!

Guy 1) Good idea! Maybe then she'll get the point that I really do like her behind, from behind. lol

by Get Back Jack February 12, 2018

Flanking

When you have sex with somebody on a harder but not so personal level.

"How did it go with Kim last night?" Yeah, I flanked her away."
to flank
to be flanked
to be flanking (eg at the moment)
to have flanked

by BlaloMeid February 17, 2018

Flanking

The present or past tense of juking out an opponent, to flank them out.

"I was flanking the football player," Tommy said, "when his teammate slamed into the side of me."

by Harry Potter Fan 6418 April 22, 2020

flarting

When your farting and flirting at the same time ... usually happens when you eat too much food .

" OMG look she's flarting !

by Your lovely garbage collecter November 24, 2021

Flanking

Assuming a plank like pose to optimize airflow of flatulence

Did you see Willie arch off the couch to rip that loud fart?
Man, that was some serious Flanking right there!

by MattTheCat67 February 18, 2022