Flanderous

The disease in which a lesbian cannot go a day without wearing her flannel.

Dude, I think I have flanderous. I haven't taken this flannel in 2 years.

by Kawalshicky October 9, 2017

Son Of A Ned Flanders

Someone who is a goodie 2 shoes / never does anything wrong, abides by all laws and rules.. usually a virgin who sees sex as something disgusting and to be ashamed of.... Usually a book nerd

Person 1: I'm going out this weekend to the party.

Person 2: Cool! Can I come? I wanna score me some fresh young teen pussy

Person 1: Don't say that!?

Person 2: say what?

Person 1: Pussy... it's such a bad word

Person 2: man shut the fuck up and learn to break some rules once in a while you pussy little son of a ned flanders!

by SpeshalKay September 21, 2018

Flandering

flandering is the act of which someones ass cheeks flander and stroodle around clapping together in an almost fluid like state. Flandering started as a tradition in native tribes in west africa which flandering is known to give many health benefits such as increased pleasure in sex in both genders, men and women having increased glute size and strength, in men it gives them the motivation to workout and increases testosterone levels unrivaled even by the testicals.In women flandering can increase boob sizes and estrogen levels making their skin smoother and entire body being more feminine as a whole. Flandering has only now been discovered by europeans as of early 2023 , however the western part of the world has absolutely no recognition of what flandering is.

last night me and my girlfriend were flandering and made sex much more pleasurable

by Mousertonz June 6, 2023

Flubby Flanders

A sex act in which the male heats up a needle then carefully puts it inside the urethra without touching the walls, then pisses so that the heat of the needle and coolness of the urine mix inside the penis. The male then tasers his balls and ejaculates into another male’s nostrils

Zort: aye bro I Flubby Flanders’d your dad last night

Dude 2: Without me?

by Queef’s Throwaway March 5, 2023

Ned Flanders

A crack head who is living in the Simpsons and is annoying as fuck.

I met a Ned Flanders yesterday.

by GlizzyGobbler69man November 14, 2023

trash flanders

Used to describe a person who is absolute garbage and disgusting.

Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the Simpsons universe -Trash Flanders is his evil twin.

*sees someone run a red light*
You: "typical Trash Flanders"

by tedk42 December 23, 2017

Flanders

The type of person that cares about stuff other people don't, just in case anyone is sensitive to it.

AuDacious, stop being a Flanders!

by Tanjiahdo May 1, 2018