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Flanderous

The disease in which a lesbian cannot go a day without wearing her flannel.
Dude, I think I have flanderous. I haven't taken this flannel in 2 years.
by Kawalshicky October 9, 2017
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getting flandered

When you receive a non-reciprocating hand job from a Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter. Typically done by the rotary wings.
Robbie: I'm so getting flandered later.
Nick: Damn.
by Flobbie Randers May 5, 2017
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Flander Whore

a Man who wishes they were promiscuous, but his penis is too shriveled up to be.
He bragged about having sex with the whole block but he was such a flander whore!
by Literature Sage October 17, 2021
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Flanderism

Religion that prohibits shaving of facial hair that pays respects to the Flander god accepting of all sexuality's and genders.

Rules
1. Don't kill
2. Don't shave

3. like good people
4. Love flander
I love Flanderism he's my god.
by Flanderism August 19, 2021
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Mitch Flanders

He isn't gay.
Ya boi Mitch Flanders bout to fuck the whole game up.
by Cameron CoIe August 4, 2011
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Flandering

flandering is the act of which someones ass cheeks flander and stroodle around clapping together in an almost fluid like state. Flandering started as a tradition in native tribes in west africa which flandering is known to give many health benefits such as increased pleasure in sex in both genders, men and women having increased glute size and strength, in men it gives them the motivation to workout and increases testosterone levels unrivaled even by the testicals.In women flandering can increase boob sizes and estrogen levels making their skin smoother and entire body being more feminine as a whole. Flandering has only now been discovered by europeans as of early 2023 , however the western part of the world has absolutely no recognition of what flandering is.
last night me and my girlfriend were flandering and made sex much more pleasurable
by Mousertonz June 6, 2023
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Flanderize

To betray your friends by making them seem cartoonish.
Ian you’ve flanderized me”
by Dragontareuca June 29, 2023
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