Flog the flagpole

To masturbate

Excuse me while I go to the bathroom and flog the flagpole

by StopSpacism November 27, 2022

Painting the flagpole

To jerk (masturbate) of

Im going to be painting the flagpole at two in the morning

by Gay man dictionary July 13, 2021

Vietnamese Flagpole

A sexual act where one is lifted into the air using only a dick that’s inside of them, and then spins around on the aforementioned dick.

Guy 1: “My girlfriend’s been trying to spice it up in the bedroom recently, what should i do?”
Guy 2: “Give her the Vietnamese Flagpole, that one always works bro.”

by Stephen Barry February 3, 2025

Devil's Flagpole

An erect penis.

Ah man, you see Austin in class today. I pledged allegiance to the devil's flagpole in his pants.

by penisandtits558534 February 25, 2018

Elementary Flagpole

Right after you blow your load in her mouth, duct tape her mouth shut. Then unleash your fury onto her jaw until she is knocked out. Then, take her to the nearest elementary school and tie her up to the flag pole naked.

Hey man last night was crazy fucked up, I invited this hot chic over to fuck but instead I gave her the elementary flagpole

by Elementary Flagpole August 20, 2024

Flagpole

A sexual move created by henry the great during the final depression. When a female rides down penis of a male while screaming as loud as possible imitating the sound of a dying banshee. (Disclaimer: penis must be 20 or more feet for this move to work.)

Female: so what do you wanna do
Male: flagpole
*ambulance sirens*

by Dexter5673 June 25, 2021

swimming flagpole

When a ship sinks, the flagpoles become swimming flagpoles.

Look at the swimming flagpole

by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023