Flaggot

When someone false-flags an attack on themselves.

Jussie Smollette is a flaggot because he pretended to be a victim of a hate crime.

by TheSloppyBrown January 4, 2020

Flaggot

Someone who is way too patriotic for their own good.

Mark: John's wearing his stars and stripes outfit again.
Dan: god, what a flaggot

by Disharmonee June 3, 2018

Flaggot

A Person, usually male, who drives a pickup or full size SUV and has multiple 2x3' flags flying representing various political and pseudpatriotic messages and logos/insignias. Often seen in rural areas or in city centers where they don't reside.

I was trying to drive into town but there was a parade of flaggots blocking the road.

by Chef Lecter November 4, 2020

Flaggot

Extremely gay flaming faggot person

by Anonymous April 17, 2003

Flaggot

The type of person who thinks it’s cool to drive around with a full sized flag of any kind, attached to their vehicle.

“Did you see Mike’s truck? He’s driving around with a 5 foot (American/Trump/thin blue line,etc.) flag in the back of it? What a flaggot!”

by DeepInMyTHOTs March 18, 2021

flaggot

a person or persons who run to the middle of the eye of the storm battleground in world of warcraft to get the flag cap first.

"im going fel reaver you go bloodelf tower, omg did he just got to the middle what a flaggot.

by infinitygreen January 8, 2008

flaggot

Members of the school colorguard that feel the need to get involved in at least one extra-cirricular but don't have any particular talents.

People who are only good at playing Pokemon cards and join colorguard are such flaggots.

by Chernorizets Hrabr July 19, 2004