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Wet Firing

Rapidly expelled, short bursts, of wet sounding (and sometimes actually leaky wet) gas that typically occurs immediately upon sitting on the toilet and prior to a full, explosive bowel release.
I don’t know who was in that stall this morning but all I heard was a belt buckle, a pants drop and a whole series of wet firing.

I ate way to much chili during the playoff game. I spent half the night trotting to the shitter and wet firing round after round.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
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Firing

adj. Good, Great, Awesome, Top quality.
(surf slang, describes wave quality)
"Waves were firing today, you really missed it".
by skullcap January 13, 2004
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Mexican Firing Squad

Where traditional firing squads assure the death of the captive, a Mexican Firing Squad is different. It is a strategic blunder, mistake, ill concieved plan, or it can be planned by an itiod in where the prisoner is surrounded by troops with weapons ready to fire, but the armed party is in a circle.

If you do not see where this causes the problem read on or you might find yourself in one someday; a circle is good for ring-around-the-rosey and for pioneers to circle wagons to shoot away from, but to fire in a circle means that a few bullets will go outside of the circle eventually and most likely hit somone on the other end.
The bank robber got away the second time when the Texas State Troopers formed a Mexican Firing Squad and killed eath other letting the 2-bit hood escape.
by santos miguelito September 19, 2008
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Fixing Dressers

A term originating in Alabama meaning to fuck, bang, do the sex, etc.
He’ll be fixing dressers tonight
by @nonymou$ January 21, 2019
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Photocopier-fixing skills

One who has the ability to fix a photocopy machine with ease. See "wizard" or "magician" or "awesomeness".
Perverted boss: "Oh my god, I tried to print out a nude photo of myself humping a desk, but the photocopier seems to have jammed!"

Audrey: "Did I hear paper jam? Don't touch anything boss, I have great photocopier-fixing skills, leave it to me" *fixes photocopier*

Perverted boss: "Good job! Now I think I have a problem with my penis, can you fix that too?"
by Supplanter (yeah boy!) September 19, 2008
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fixing the computer

Getting walked in on while viewing porn on the computer and whacking off.
The other night, Mike inadvertently walked in on his buddy fixing the computer. It was mad gross.
by Nacho Party July 31, 2006
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friving

When someone is driving and frightening everyone else in the vehicle.
C Dubb's friving scared me so much I left a shit stain on the back seat.
by Bittewow March 5, 2017
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