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Fiving
“Bro I was fiving last night, best Ejaculation of my life.”
“When someone says “5” I know what their doing”
“When someone says “5” I know what their doing”
High-fiving a million angels
A phrase used in the popular tv show "30 rock" where cast member Liz Lemon ( Tina fey ) gives herself props by putting her hands up in the air, shaking them, and saying, "I'm high-fiving a million angels!"
High-fiving a million angels by Superfly Foreva December 6, 2011
High Fiving Mother Fucker
A person who thinks they are awesome, and acts like they are the best/have the best tastes, even though they are way passed their prime. The name is relevant because they tend to 'Hi Five' after almost every positive event.
Similar to a Bro because of their tendencies to wear nothing but name brand clothing, and they're 'Party Life' attitude.
Made known by the Local H song 'Hi Fivin MF'
Similar to a Bro because of their tendencies to wear nothing but name brand clothing, and they're 'Party Life' attitude.
Made known by the Local H song 'Hi Fivin MF'
Mid 30's guy: "Dude, this concert is killer! WOO! FREE BIRD!"
other Mid 30's guy: "Fuck Yea! High Five!"
*Slaps Skin*
20-something bystander: "Jeez, what a couple of High Fiving Mother Fuckers..."
other Mid 30's guy: "Fuck Yea! High Five!"
*Slaps Skin*
20-something bystander: "Jeez, what a couple of High Fiving Mother Fuckers..."
High Fiving Mother Fucker by BeckDylan612 September 10, 2009
high-fiving yul brenner
high-fiving yul brenner by Yul June 4, 2003
High Fiving The Bacon
"During a TSA pat down, things got uncomfortable when the agent high fived my bacon." (Past tense of High Fiving The Bacon)
High Fiving The Bacon by YDoUAsk November 11, 2011
forty-fiving
To be that drunk your walking at an almost impossible angle, Amazing your friends with your ability to still be standing on two feet..
forty-fiving by kingscrosspigeon October 16, 2011
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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