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Finny Butthole

A person who gets friend-zoned in invisible ink. Usually occurs immediately after the subject inexplicably brings up their sexual history with an ex-girlfriend during a casual conversation with a female of interest.
"Bro, are you okay? You look like you just got Finny Butthole'd."

"Did you hear? She totally Finny Butthole'd him."

"Don't be a Finny Butthole, keep your ex's name out your mouth."
by Chunk Mule February 3, 2026
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Finny

A Finny is a person who hides their feelings, doesn’t like photos or videos of themselves, but loves taint them for other people. They don’t always listen to what’s being said, but always notices when something happens to someone. Always check on Finny’s, They can’t show or say what they are feeling, they leave subtle clues hoping you’ll pick up on it before it’s too late. If you ever have a Finny in your life, check on them, make sure they are ok, and never let them go, they will always be there for you, even if their hurting on the inside.
Person 1: OMG! Your friends with Finny?! Luck duck

Person 2: Yea, Their great, I just don’t know if Finny’s ok..
by FinnThatOneTx2Fan February 11, 2026
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