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funny, loving person, and a great person to have around
funny, loving person, and a great person to have around
This guy is so festiveplus!
by smbotlms August 8, 2024
Get the festiveplus mug.An exciting act where a prostitute at a 7-11 store dry beats a guy's cock over and over until it bleeds, in which case, the guy then helicopters their bloody penis so that the blood drips in a swirling pattern onto their slurpee of choice; creating a festively wonderful display of a peppermint-flavored beverage shared between the guy and the gal.
Jeremy never expected to receive a festive peppermint Slurpee at 3 AM last Saturday!
Andrea was nervous sharing her first festive peppermint Slurpee with Jose.
Andrea was nervous sharing her first festive peppermint Slurpee with Jose.
by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025
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The art of stuffing a full bottle of squirty cream in your ass and curling a shit out on your partners chest and finish it off with a jizzy dressing
by Tipperdave November 12, 2025
Get the Festive yule log mug.When you drink three bottles of Sunny D lick a cookie and leave it out for Santa then find a reindeer and lightly kiss and pet it’s wet nose while listening to “It was a good day”.
by ChaseA January 7, 2026
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