Uncle Fester's Nightstand

Step #1 person one lies down on the ground wearing uncle fester's coat pulled up to expose his erect falice.

Step #2 the second person does a hand stand over the top of person one's erect falice

Step #3 the second person begins to slowly Lower themselves down until the erect falice is as far down their throat as humanly possible (no visible falice is preferred)

Step #4 person one then places a lightbulb firmly in the second person's anus and then lays back down once the bulb begins to glow.

Step #5 enjoy uncle festers nightstand

That party was wild last night. I saw some chick get an uncle fester's nightstand on the kitchen counter

by Jamscone April 28, 2022

Amanda Fetters

A strict type of teacher who adds vague statements on tests that she briefly explains in class and expects people to do their own research.

Dang question 8 on that test was so random the teacher really pulled an Amanda Fetters.

by molliemoo1 September 25, 2023

Fisters

The blister type bubbles you get on your hands from fisting your own anal cavity to often.

"man I wish these fisters would clear up soon. Everyone's going to know I'm a serial arse fister.

by Ricky Foxwell February 16, 2009

Fosters

The worst of all beers.

Fosters??? I'd rather suck warm kangaroo piss out of a muddy hole...

by b1ackie July 17, 2013

ren fester

noun. Defined as an American who either works at the Renaissance Festival or attends the Renaissance festival. If a man, he is out of shape and has long hair and a beard and makes Simpsons and Monty Python references constantly. If a woman, she has a muffin top and wears clothing that doesn't fit and does not shave her pits. Ren Festers also have a penchant for speaking in phony British accents while drinking Mead and Cider Beer. They also enjoy traditional Celtic music and dress, such as Druid capes and kilts. Ren Festers also like fantasy novels and play a lot of Dungeons and Dragons.

Look at that guy in cape drinking Mead! He must be a total ren fester.

by Znara March 6, 2008

Fasters

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When getting out of somewhere just isn't fast enough. To leave a situation involving idiotic people when a jet aircraft isn't going to work, and you have had enough.

After a last altercation with an idiot, we decided to get out of there fasters.

by rich8ch July 12, 2015

fosters

A word becoming well known as a safe word during sex in BSDM.

daz says "if this is too rough just say fosters"
bel says "FOSTERS FOSTERS FOSTERS"
daz says "didn't quite hear what you said there, oh well"

by hopskotch September 12, 2006