a huge ass splunking chode that has a cousin with quite possibly one of the sweetest asses in the world
by jamal gomez March 28, 2003
Get the salvador fernandez mug.To get Dirty Fernandez'd is when you have rough anal sex with a fat science teacher and he busts his load into you and you shit and he eats it all up.
by Freddo March 8, 2017
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A pussy who brings snacks to school every day and calls them drugs he thinks he’s funny but everyone hates him
by Trebtinse April 19, 2018
Get the jordan fernandez mug.When a large white man turns a smaller asian man gay by violating him while asleep or drugged. The smaller asian male awakes from his slumber, sphincter throbbing, with a new-found love for Gucci and Will and Grace.
The small thai man awoke, oblivious that he was just a victim of a violent fernandesation, despite the drooling white man next to him.
by Junmaster November 30, 2006
Get the fernandesation mug.FIL-thee fur-NAN-dez. N. The after-effect of a dirty sanchez, wherein the male is left alone in his depressing bachelor pad with prominent poop stains left on his tie, pillowcase and toothbrush. Finding herself "sanchezed," the female has stormed out in outrage, but only after using the male's pillowcase and cheap tie to clean her face, depositing the tail end of a poop on his toothbrush, and texting a photo of the entire mess to the male's mother.
"John left her alone in his bedroom to write a triumphant letter to Penthouse Forum about his successful 'dirty sanchez,' but his mood was deflated when he returned to find she had left him a 'filthy fernandez'."
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He will have a promising future and will be very loyal to his future wife. They will be the perfect couple because she is short, with skin and freckles and they will be the envy of all other couples for their love.
He will have a promising future and will be very loyal to his future wife. They will be the perfect couple because she is short, with skin and freckles and they will be the envy of all other couples for their love.
by RAE dictionary January 7, 2018
Get the Asier Fernandez Cobos mug.Noun: A homosexual union consisting of a large white man and a smaller, submissive Asian man. Note: Can also be used to describe a heterosexual union between a large white man and a smaller asian woman by adding the term "reverse" before the word.
Verb: To violate or dirty in an especially sneaky or painful manner.
Verb: To violate or dirty in an especially sneaky or painful manner.
Noun: The gay pride parade was especially full of leather-clad fernandes. Or: John Lennon and Yoko Ono are a great example of a reverse fernandes.
Verb: He sure fernandesed the bathroom...I can't believe that the leather couch withstood such a fernandesing...His anus will never be the same after the fernandesing he received.
Verb: He sure fernandesed the bathroom...I can't believe that the leather couch withstood such a fernandesing...His anus will never be the same after the fernandesing he received.
by Junmaster November 21, 2006
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