Scottish actor, author, and comedian. Hilarious, flirty, and the sexiest man alive. Has the ability to cause spontaneous orgasms, as well as Fergasms.
Friend: Come out with us, we wanna give you money and drinks and attempt to make this very night the reason for your existence.
Me: No need, I'm watching Craig Ferguson tonight.
Me: No need, I'm watching Craig Ferguson tonight.
by invinciblersa June 19, 2011
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by Uncle Mongoose September 12, 2005
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Extra time played in a game (esp. soccer) allegedly to allow one favoured side to score a goal and win the game. Refers to Sir Alec Ferguson, Manager of Manchester United, who are often perceived to be beneficiaries of extra time goals.
From BBC TV football presenter Gabby Logan - "They're playing Fergietime!!"
United won 2-1 with a goal scored in Fergietime.
United won 2-1 with a goal scored in Fergietime.
by lovecraft69 January 9, 2010
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Get the Sir Alex Ferguson mug.The sweetest person you'll probably ever meet in your life. Once you start talking to them it's literally impossible to stop, not that you would be able to not talk to them. Fergal's genuinely care about others and always give the best advice. They treat everyone with respect and are always fair. They're really really funny and obsessed with dank memes. You smile within seconds of talking to them and they're the best people to go to when you're feeling down. Fergal's are really goodlooking and a nice height. They may be really awkward but it only makes them look cuter. Fergal might as well be called angel
by Yeeteey February 4, 2017
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by Dan Tomorrow January 24, 2005
Get the sleepy ferguson mug.Guy that runs a FaceBook page/account under the same name. He works at McDonalds and can often be mistaken for Sanji from the anime "One Piece" due to his beard and hairstyle resembling the character. He is well known by many in the FaceBook community for his witty puns and jokes, rants/discussions involving Japanese anime and manga, and founding the two FaceBook groups, "2D is the way to be" and "Church of Lewds", which showcase non-pornographic yet erotic girls from cartoons and video games, and essentially the pornographic version of the aforementioned genre, respectively. Some of his most memorable catchphrases are, "I'm pussy?", "Dio Brando did nothing wrong", "Your gonna regret unfrindending me :/", and "this dick". He is overall a very funny guy, who's just an average joe like the rest of us, struggling to overcome the hardships of middle-class white society. He can sometimes become depressed easily, but that doesn't matter because his loyal followers can always cheer him up. Unlike most butthurt fandom elitists, Chris is able to openly admit the flaws and downsides of the franchises that he admires, always trying his best to be objective during his discussions. He had even admitted to having some traits of a weaboo despite not being one. He's good natured, sometimes too good natured, and often he becomes self-depreciating and often spirals into depression. The only way to get on his bad side is to give too much shit to Naruto or JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Chris Ferguson was all pissed off last night because too many people were commenting on his push-up challenge video, in which they all demanded to get nudes of his sweet booty.
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