Feldyism

freedom, independence, liberty, justice, government, equality, the mix of these great beliefs creates a way of life, a contrivance, formality that results in conventionality from all people. This may not be in your social studies books but this is called Feldyism.

Wow, isn't Feldyism the greatest thing ever?

by feldylover500 November 28, 2011

feldmonster

Noun (n) The evolved form of the Feldman. A very angry little creature that will inflict its wrath if not given a tribute of C4 and protein daily. Commonly spotted during the day at the temple of iron before returning to its cave at night.

Example: "Hide your kids, hide your wife, because the feldmonster is on the prowl tonight

by loopscooper September 16, 2013

Von Feldt

The act of pleasuring oneself orally, with great flexibility.

Hey gang, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and Von Feldt myself. Seeya!

by Ralph Macchio November 17, 2004

Feldner

a Feldner is a term used to describe a maneuver which results in a chili whack to the face. A Feldner is typically executed by a surprise attack. One must create a diversion to distract the victim from the incoming feldner. Feldners differ from chili whacks in that they are characterized by quick strikes from particularly robust penises, and they need not be done for purely comedic purposes; most are sexually gratifying.

"It's a bird, it's a plane, it's an incoming Feldner..."

"That Feldner gave me a welt..."

"That naked boy gave me a Feldner while I slept..."

"One minute I was minding my own business, the next minute I was being flogged by a Feldner..."

by nekedboy December 18, 2009

mack feldman

someone who hooks up with a guy, and then the guy realizes he is gay.

he's like WADDUP after hooking up with a mack feldman, and then goes and hooks up with a ryan zeisloft.

by COD DA MASTA January 14, 2009

Feldspar

Feldspar is the name of the main character in the novel "Feldspar's Deathbox". He is a disturbed schizophrenic driven by his demons to "find God". Tireless but not very intelligent, he drags his scar-coated avatar through the wastelands of his imagination to complete his quest.

My 2nd greatest fear is that I am like Feldspar. My first greatest fear is that I am not.

by Chucklesthe3rd February 17, 2015

The Felds

An area of moorland where nelly and his accomplice have concealed the bodies of their sexually mutilated child victims since the late 70s, believed to be in the east midlands area.

From my sex dungeon to The Felds, author Nelly Leatherdenim, out now on paperback at waterstones RRP £9.99

by Flaccid December 12, 2007