Fecation

The benevolent act of traveling to a far away and isolated restroom to defecate, so as to not subject others to one's own horrendous fecal odor.

I didn't want to cause any suffering among my coworkers, so I went on fecation this morning. You see, I ate Indian food last night.

by SciNerd March 12, 2010

long distance frelationship

a friendship/relationship for friends who are in love with each other.

after taylor left, she and eric decided to try a long distance frelationship.

by taylor97 October 20, 2008

auto-fellatio

The act of placing your own penis in your mouth for sexual pleasure.

Ron Jeremy is known for being able to perform auto-fellatio.

by the other theo June 27, 2004

felationado

Someone who excels in the art of felatio. A combination of "felatio" and "aficionado."

Damn, that girl is so un-Elizabeth. She's a fuckin' felationado!

by Big Vi May 10, 2005

automo-fellatio

What they refer to in the Kings of Leon song "Sex on Fire"

The dark of the alley/The breaking of day/The head while I'm driving/I'm driving

If you listen closely front singer Caleb Followill says "head while I'm driving", referring to automo-fellatio.

by Cummy worm August 12, 2010

A PRACTICA FELATIA

a avea vocea groasă, a cânta la flautul cu gușă / cu taragot, a fi guraliv(ă), a o lua în gură, a o lua la clarinet / la muie, a lua porcul la trântă, a o lua sus, a pupa înalt, a râde ca muta la înghețată, a sta la etaj, a o suge, a suge nasul la morți, a suge pixu’, a trage o clanță, a trece la ciocofon.

a practica felatia:
Baiatul : Sugi pixul!
Fata : Bine!

by mitza224 May 28, 2015

Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome

condition of the jaw and surrounding structures, causing pain and dysfunction in the muscles that control jaw movement, resulting from excessive indulgence in performing oral sex on men and/or other male species.

Doctor: "Not to worry Mrs. Johnson, the test results show that it's only Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome, not a fractured vertabra as you feared. I'll be delicate in my report so as not to alert Mr. Johnson of what a freak you are."

by cyclopath July 28, 2015