go faster stripes

What boy racers put on their cars. Thinking that this will improve the speed.

Look at the geek with the go faster stripes on his car. Now he can do at least 50 mph.

by Rumble Stiltskin August 30, 2007

fapsterbate

To masterbate or jack off VIGOROUSLY.

Tyler is such a sick fuck, I caught him fapsterbating the other day.

fapsterbate.

by Fred E. Rick December 17, 2007

shit faster

What you tell someone whos on the toliet and you need to use it bad.

I got to shit. shit faster!

by Deep Blue 2012 August 12, 2009

fagster

A new species originating in Asia of straight "men" who attempt to look as gay as possible, complete with frosted tips, eyeliner, and scarves tied around their necks even in tropical weather. Combining the fashion sense of hipsters with the self absorbtion of doucebags, the fagster is often seen in the company of hot Asian women who are dying inside for a real man who spends less time in front of a mirror than they do.

Look at that hot chick over there looking bored to tears with her fagster boyfriend.

by BorisSDT August 7, 2011

Faster

a Youtuber that makes songs off of memes by skeppy and badboyhalo, is an awesome person.

BBH: did you see Faster's new song?
Skeppy: I was testing
BBH: OH MY GOSH SKEPPY, I'M BANNING YOU!

by BaldTownRoad69 September 12, 2019

faster than Walt Flanagan's dog

Possessing unusual haste or punctuality; alludes to a (presumably remarkably fast) dog owned by a minor character in Kevin Smith's "Jersey" series.

"Damn, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog!"

by GumboSoup April 5, 2003

fasted

v. 1 to get destroyed and humiliated utterly; OWNED. 2. the act of utilizing something.

Origin: from Mplayer Team Fortress online gaming. Started by members of MOB, Massive Threat, otz, etc.

"Sleazy got fasted up the hard."

"Gringo's BBC fasted multiple victims last night...repeatedly."

by Taimaishu May 24, 2004