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Fartard

1: a fart that turns out to be poop

2: synonym to frick or fuck

3: a type of person that has less intelligence than a piece of poop
1: "Ew. What is that? Did someone drop a fartard?"

2: "WHAT THE FARTARDS!"

*drops something* "FARTARDS"

3: "Shut up fartard"

"You're acting like a real fartard right now"
by Sgt. Studmuffin August 10, 2017
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Fabtard

One who is unable to figure out how to use a key fab to enter a secured building.
Bill was late for work today because he couldn't get into the building... what a fabtard!
by Rkloog December 23, 2005
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Factard

a person who shows that they "know it all" when in the audience might assume otherwise, they are considered know-it-alls, but now there is a new word for it! Factard, not two Ts just one. ; )
Billy_Knowitall: Actually, you are wron...
Joe_Dumberer ...Gah Billy you're such a factard!

"You think you know everything but you don't, you're such a factard!"
by B. Daniel Shanks October 10, 2008
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faptard

UncleKenny
You fucking faptard unclekenny
by Fazed BIZOTCH August 25, 2003
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fagtard

A hybrid between a "faggot" and a "retard". Would mean that the person referred to was a homosexual simpleton, however, it is used so widely that it means absolutely sod all.
"Shut up, fagtard!"
by KHD August 27, 2003
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FAQtard

The true definition is someone that buys a game only to beat it. They don't care about playing the game, they just get the game to see what the ending is. To accomplish this, they, as soon as they get it home, go online to find a FAQ (usually using www.gamefaqs.com...I love that site ^_^) to get every single powerup or quadforce or item.
Person A: I hate Schiffi.
Person 2: Why?
Person A: He just got the new "Schpeldunkies" game, and he's halfway through it in only 3 hours of playing.
Person C: So what? I did that with "Pyrokeneticist Rage" and "Cryokeneticist Gloom".
Person A: Yeah, but "Schpeldunkies" supposed to have 60 hours of gameplay.
Person 2: WOW! What A FAQtard!
by Pyro-Cryo Master November 29, 2004
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faktard

a person who is scttm, sattm, sidly, and a scbamfttm all at once.
XR: So I was swinging around water bottles today.
G-tron: FAKTARD ttm.

G-tron: Yeah I play with pink fune things.
XR: Cuz you're a faktard.
by lagrewolf September 4, 2008
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