San Andreas Fault Line

The San Andreas Fault Line is a sexual maneuver where a male spreads his partner's buttcheeks and proceeds to defecate in his partner's spread buttcrack. Once he has finished, he then presses his partners's buttcheeks together. He then proceeds to shake his partner's butt in any way he can, which can include but is not limited to shaking or slapping. While he is doing this, he is screaming "EARTHQUAKE". After he is finished, he calculates how much feces escaped the buttcrack during the earthquake and gives it a rating on the Richter Scale.

"When my girlfriend said we should go to California to see the San Andreas Fault Line, I didn't expect an earthquake THAT big."

by MuhProphecy January 26, 2014

Face Fault

Commonly during anime shows characters will drop and their legs will stick in the air. These are known as face faults and are often expression of a quick shock to something as overwhelming stupidity

person 1- As far as i can see you dont know my name
person 2- well you are near sighted.
person 1 - *face faults*

by SL June 27, 2004

fauld

Combination of the words Faux and old. New stuff that is made to look old. Usually poorly done. Retro. Antiqued. Aged. Patina-ed.Pronounced like "Fold."

Dude! Check out this "fauld" lamp. It looks like it was made in the 70's but it is made of fake plastic.

by Jacob Gerber July 14, 2007

Faultytasking

When someone tries to multitask but get distracted by the one thing and forgets about the rest.

Dude: Hey why are you not talking on msn

Dudette: Sorry im faultytasking

by Tea&Cake September 1, 2009

faulkiner

a very fat ass that looks like miss puff from Sponge bob but very nice sometimes and smells good and she loves math and she loves flirting with guys

faulkiner loves to be loving.

by bob currly March 23, 2017

Faulty Walnut

dysfunctional prostate

Bob was having trouble peeing and, after a physical showed high PSA levels, his doc broke the news. “you have prostate cancer but it’s very treatable.” Bob went home and told wife Barb about his faulty walnut.

by Uncle Joosie March 23, 2022

Engineers Fault

On a construction site no matter what when things go wrong it is always the engineers fault even if they are not responsible or on site at the time.

Site Manager- "why is this wrong"
{Person who as done it} - "Engineers Fault"

by Kill_crazy May 4, 2023