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argumentum ad grammaticam

Latin for "Argument at the grammar". To counter an opponent's argument, however the degree of validity, by simply correcting their grammar. A part of being a grammar Nazi or a pilkunnussija.

See also argumentum ad hominem ("argument at the person") or just ad hominem, where this term derives from.
"...And that's why your the worst."
"My the worst what?"
"And now you're resorting to argumentum ad grammaticam? That's lame."
by cutesy pastel living doll November 16, 2014
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Fapumentary

One of those easily available and condescending cultural documentaries produced by self-serving anthropologists. They gratuitously display the naked tits of native girls that young boys can fap to without censorship.
"What are watching?"
"A fapumentary about a tribe in the Amazon rainforest. It's on PBS so they can show their titties."
"Sweet."
by theclassicfool August 6, 2014
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Political arguments

A competition to see who throw the most shit at their opponent in a given time period.
Political arguments are great!
by Person80 February 26, 2017
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Argument Hangover

Heavy-hearted feeling experienced the morning after having a heated, extended or particularly wounding argument with a spouse or partner. (Sometimes intensified when accompanied by actual hangover.)
Man, my wife went right into the crazy zone last night, we fought for two hours straight, and this morning I had the worst argument hangover.
by wkae September 23, 2011
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Baby Seal Argument

n. an argument in which you are arguing for the heck of it and may actually be against what you are arguing for. It originated in England when a girl named Anna became heavily involved with her friend Helen in an argument about whether it was ok to kill baby seals by smashing their skulls with hammers in Alaska because they had been eating the fish of the village.
" The nice woman from greenpeace was involved in a heated baby seal argument with me yesterday at the bookstore telling me that global warming is not a problem whatsoever and should be ignored. We lauged it off."
by mother superiour October 25, 2005
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Argument

competition to see who has more salt
Person 1: hey, why is Karl being so fucking salty?
Person 2: i don't know, but with those sodium chloride levels, he could win a lot of arguments
by kurt cocaine June 11, 2015
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fragment

Fragment consider revising:
The most useless grammatical error in Microsoft word.
No one can quite work out why it appears, or how to correct the sentence. Some have had success in removing the green line the accompanies the "fragment consider revising" grammatical error, by simply adding comma's (,) and full stops (.) in the area underlined by the grammar check.
Rumour has it, the one who can remove the error from a sentence will be the legendary soul who will lead Microsoft to defeat, and the uprising of Linux will begin. (Mac’s don’t have a part in this because the lack of evolution has meant their mouse only has one button)
User writes the following in Microsoft word 2003: "Classification definitions, the definitions for people who are employed, and for those who are not employed may not be suitable."
Microsoft grammar check: fragment consider revising
User has no indication of how to correct the error.

Even the sentence "The most useless grammar error in Microsoft word" is considered a fragment and revision should be considered, according to microsoft word.
by >:( matt September 1, 2008
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