As per the rules of cycling where faffing should be kept to a minimum, a faffluencer is a cyclist who adds faff to pre-ride faff, ride faff and even post-ride faff, by posting about their cycling on social media. An extension of bikefluencer. See also “faffluencing” or “to faffluence”
Hitter 1: We missed that KoM on the climb because that faffluencer had to stop for a pic.
Hitter 2: I know, never seen someone faffluencing so much. Bit of a chopper move.
Hitter 2: I know, never seen someone faffluencing so much. Bit of a chopper move.
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I wanted to go out and look at art cars but my campmates spent two hours faffing and I had to wait for them.
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she left all of her friends JUST to constantly be with her rich whiteboy lacrosse player boyfriend
lacrosse isn’t even a “manly sport” compared to like football and rugby my god
she’s the kind of girl that ALWAYS constantly posts about how she has a bf on social media🙄 it’s like she’s telling you that she’s better than u bc she has a bf and you don’t. she posts about him religiously and they’ve only been dating for like 3 months and they act like they’re gonna get married hahahah lol no. she’s such a bitch to her friends too she shuts them out and if she doesn’t she probably brags about her bf ALL THE TIME
no wonder ppl with bfs lose friends... bc they turn into a bitch who thinks they’re superior when in reality they become a bitch but one that’s heavily DEPENDENT on the bf and cries without seeing him for 10 MINUTES and a person who leaves they’re who knows could’ve been LIFE LONG friends but lol that doesn’t matter to them anymore bc the new bf is here and takes up all ur pReCiOuS time and is only gonna break ur heart in the end. so why even bother🙄
kayla, this is why ur losing friends... bc ur a bratty bitch!
she left all of her friends JUST to constantly be with her rich whiteboy lacrosse player boyfriend
lacrosse isn’t even a “manly sport” compared to like football and rugby my god
she’s the kind of girl that ALWAYS constantly posts about how she has a bf on social media🙄 it’s like she’s telling you that she’s better than u bc she has a bf and you don’t. she posts about him religiously and they’ve only been dating for like 3 months and they act like they’re gonna get married hahahah lol no. she’s such a bitch to her friends too she shuts them out and if she doesn’t she probably brags about her bf ALL THE TIME
no wonder ppl with bfs lose friends... bc they turn into a bitch who thinks they’re superior when in reality they become a bitch but one that’s heavily DEPENDENT on the bf and cries without seeing him for 10 MINUTES and a person who leaves they’re who knows could’ve been LIFE LONG friends but lol that doesn’t matter to them anymore bc the new bf is here and takes up all ur pReCiOuS time and is only gonna break ur heart in the end. so why even bother🙄
kayla, this is why ur losing friends... bc ur a bratty bitch!
ugh kayla farfan is such a bitch like she left me and her other friends to see her STUPID boyfriend all the time! 🙄
by no bitches allowed October 8, 2020
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