Open-Faced Burrito Slam

A sexual manuever in which the female is lying with her shoulders down on the bed and her legs spread and pointing toward the ceiling. The male in turn has his penis pointed directly down and is in a state of insertion while his legs are to the sides of the female in a sort of half-crouch with his hands holding her ankles up. He then rocks back and forth, according to personal preference for amount of pleasure desired. This angle allows maximum stimulation of the female's G-spot and requires almost no effort from either participant whilst allowing for a maximum amount of stimulation.

This is a variation of the Samoan Piledriver.

"Dude! I got a leg cramp from doing the Open-Faced Burrito Slam last night!"

by Big Evil! November 29, 2004

2-FACED

Someone who is on a person's side one minute, and then takes someone elses side.

Elexia is a 2-faced girl, she was supposed to be my friend.

by Ernst Yvelle November 10, 2013

Fadednese

Language you talk when your either Drunk or high

Yesterday I was gone and talking/texting in Fadednese😂

by queen_ht2 January 5, 2020

Fang Faced Slut

A female with horrible teeth (almost fanglike) who is very promiscuous. Can come in different sizes - but always dresses like a feral. When in the back of a car will go down like the titanic... to be avoided at all costs, and ALWAYS use disinfectant and a minimum of 5 condoms if you are ever desperate enough to go there... has a troll hole you can smell coming from a miles radius.

Didn't you hear? That fang faced slut gave Ray crabs!!

by We hate fang faced sluts November 22, 2011

Faked

To make a commitment to someone and then not follow through. Usually a broken promise.

After promising not to fart on her face, i compeletly faked on Lisa while she let me teabag her.

by BeanGuillen May 18, 2011

fame-seeking missile

An expression used to describe a person who will stop at nothing in an attempt to become or remain famous, even if that means humiliating themselves, betraying their friends, endangering their children, disgracing humanity, etc.

Recent examples of fame-seeking missiles have sold the story of their affairs with married celebrities, released sex tapes, photos, voicemails, and sexts, posed naked, posed semi-naked with Kermit the frog, pretended to launch their kid in a balloon, had 10 cosmetic surgeries in one day, compromised national security at a state dinner, wrote a tell-all, had a litter of kids, checked into rehab, PRehab, or mehab, quit her job as governor, took a punch in the face on camera, had the last name Lohan, and, of course, agreed to be filmed for a reality show.

by daisydoesit July 20, 2010

Wok Faced Cunt

A typically an Oriental women, (NOT JAPANESE) with arrogance bitch ass attitude, that looks like she sucked on a lemon.

That wok faced cunt fucked up my whole round, dog eating, non english speaking, no tits.

by dick and ball set June 13, 2009