brazilian falafel

The afterproduct of cleansing one's anal region with a leaf (typically from a poison ivy plant).

Example 1:
"Bro, I forgot to pack toilet paper for the camping trip!"
"I guess you'll have to make a Brazilian Falafel."

Example 2:
Duncan was running for Cross Country when he needed to poop, he quickly made his way into the bushes and pooped, he wiped with a poison ivy leaf, and left the Brazilian Falafel, and he experienced a sensation of intense painful ticking.

by Butt Hurt Runner January 16, 2014

Dirty falafel

The act of doing a shit in a deep fat frier.

He was such a dick I left him a dirty falafel on my way out.

by Icongram August 10, 2018

falacious

when a girl deserves to suck penis for a very long time

"that girl looks like she's falacious."
"You know the girl that came down to my house last night ? She's totally falacious."

by hotone October 3, 2008

falafel

a vegan dish with veggies and soy products.

All of the food joints had meat so i went to that place with the falafel specials.

by LeaLea June 21, 2005

falafeled

When a guy wakes up to find that the girl he was having sex with left some time ago.

Origin is the acronym "FALFD" meaning "Fucked And Left For Dead."

Steve went drinking with some tattooed hottie and got falafeled.

That's the third guy Sheila's falafeled this week.

by reprobate June 17, 2008

Falafel muncher

Homosexual act of sucking on a partners balls. Also a general referral of homosexuality.

Did you know that Paul is a falafel muncher? Yes, I heard Wendy ask him.

by Wolfboy69 March 16, 2009

falawesome

Falafel that is heaven in your mouth. The opposite of falawesome is falawful.

The falafel at Pita Hut is falawesome! It's a nice change from the disgusting falawful that I've been eating.

by "Manny" and "Steve" ;) May 3, 2009