box of old shoes falling from the loft

Sound reminicent of a particularly loose stool being expelled.

Wife: "Did you hear me taking that shit?"

Husband: "The whole street did, love. It sounded like a box of old shoes falling from the loft."

by Dr Wannarey January 11, 2008

fadlin

Deeply independent, vivacious, quick and enterprising by nature.

fadlin

by coh seth January 2, 2017

free falling

A song released in 1989 by Tom Petty.

"Free Fallin' by Tom Petty is one of the best songs ever.

by Dead Deer July 1, 2005

the falling leaf

When someone is first learning how to snowboard and they are scared shittless to attempt carving, so they go all the way down the slope on their heal side by first heading downhill with their dominant foot, and then their other foot, immitating the motion of a falling leaf.

Sarah was tired of falling on her ass every time she tried to carve, so she just did the falling leaf all the way down the slope.

by zanny May 26, 2004

failitude

how badly one failed, in terms of a 1-10 number system

"So how badly did Bryon trip?"
"I'd say it had a failitude of 6; 8 if you include the fact that his head hit the wall."

by Hawkedizzle March 10, 2009

Fablin'

The act of telling a lie or making something up. To tell a Fable.

Why are you always Fablin'? I cant believe anything you say.

by L BOOG33 April 21, 2010

Falling off the bench

when someone’s life begins to fall apart.(drugs, debt, women, etc.)

I have to say I’ve been falling off the bench recently, but I’m in the process of getting back on

by suicidal dog April 16, 2019