faffy buzzer

An Australian vibrator.

That girl grabbed her faffy buzzer and went to town!

by dec0de June 7, 2004

feffed

To be so utterly and totally wasted that it is impossible to converse properly using a keyboard or mobile phone.
Can also carry over into an inability to verbalise in a coherent way.

"Dave, what the hell were you posting last night - it didn't make any sense?"
"I was posting? Damn, I was so feffed."

by Sokolsky August 1, 2007

foffer

a false offer, totally full of shit when offering help

can i help you move your furniture? such a foffer!!!

by Ron A. August 22, 2007

faff

The ability of making an easy, usually logistical, process complicated.

"We were supposed to be there an hour ago but with all the 'faffing' we were late."

by 7t7 January 29, 2008

Faffief

EO's most popular and least understood fad. Sublime's head meets his keyboard in an IRC chat and the result is the holy faffief.

I got it wrong? Faffief!

by monkey144 January 17, 2004

faffin about

Messing around or doing something your not supposed to,usually used by British people.

stop faffin about you idiots and get back to work

by Pssh Im MLG July 10, 2014

feffer fever

Feffer fever is a disease cause by the love towards people with their last name ending in "Feffer." Most common names : rafe, eliza, gage, anne.

Guy: Dude the new "bieber fever" is Feffer fever, I'm so in love with that red head whose last name is Feffer in my science class.

Other Guy: I know, she's such a beb, and so is her cousin, whose last name is also feffer!

by Hay bebs December 11, 2013