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Faecal

It means of, pertaining to or consisting of faeces; shitty, crappy, excremental.
“Malcolm, I’ve seen toilet bowls full of rotting faecal matter with more charisma than you!”
by AKACroatalin April 20, 2015
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faecesbook

Faecesbook serves many useful functions:

1) it allows people you don't give a rats ass about and wouldn't speak to if you passed them in the street the chance to bore you with every banal detail or their uneventful lives because both you and they have joined in some global "friends" arms races based on numbers of people you've clicked a link for but don't really know or care about

2) it allows you to make even more of a fool of yourself by posting updates and photos of all the oh so clever and funny stuff you did while blind drunk. The kind of thing you'd rather your parents/boss/colleagues/beloved aunt never knew about - except now they will, and probably before you've even came round, because you've "friended" them all on Faecesbook

3) it allows you to look really pathetic by updating your status to "in a relationship with someone I've actually spoke to in real life" after last night's drunken one-nighter only for them to publicly dump you before breakfast.

4) it allows Faecesbook to micro-examine the details of your life and sell all that information on to anyone willing to pay for it. Do you really like being marketed to? Tell Faecesbook what you had for breakfast!

5) it allows some frazzle haired dork who couldn't get laid at Harvard the chance to become a billionaire - and all off the information you so willingly hand over to his sprawling faeces-pumping empire.
Add me to the list of people you barely know on Faecesbook

Find me on Faecesbook

Add shit to my Faecesbook wall
by go-faecesbook-yourself November 6, 2011
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Faezah

Faezah's are normally very quiet at first. They tend not to be so introducive in the beginning but give yourself time and you will realise that they are really amazing and could possibly end up being your best friends, lovers or if you're lucky, even both! Faezah's are very caring, loving, understanding and they are very true to themselves and most of all, they are beautiful(: if your lover happens to be a faezah, you're in good hands because they are into relationships that last for good and if you are in one with her, she will be the most loving, caring and everything you will want from your lover, basically, your everything(: You should be lucky to have a Faezah in your life, cause i know i am(:
by heyhowhatsyourflow September 8, 2010
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Faeza

The girl who has guts to do anything. She'll do anything to get her ways. She is pretty, adorable. She can hurt people but she doesn't mean it. She might be horrible and mean but that doesn't mean she has a hard heart. She gets jealous a lot of things especially when someone is getting something that she wants. She is greedy, but will share in the end. She has a true heart and waiting for someone to love her. She is caring to children. She loves them more than herself. But if ur name is faeza your lucky to be alive because there will be something special in your life waiting!
She is pretty. Faeza is very good hearted
by Pod mod June 2, 2017
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faeze

A dark but beautiful girl who is very loving and friendly to those close to her, but is painfully shy and can come across as cold to strangers. Tough about her emotions and will only cry in front of certain people. Loves horror movies,learn English, and anime.
Faeze is beautiful name .....
by faeze December 28, 2016
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Festive Faeces

The art and science of defecating on another's doorstep on Christmas Day. Several sources credit the first use of the word to the urban legend Leeds Dr Rudeboy.

Effective management of such an undertaking involves a four-fold course of action, namely;

1. Visiting the local drinking establishment, followed by local nightclub, on Christmas Eve and early hours of Christmas Day. At some point during the evening, it would be rude to not visit Wetherspoons. Consumption of copious amounts of alcohol then proceeds throughout the evening.

2. Reconnaissance of a likely target whilst walking home, namely, houses in locations where the local cuntstabulary are unlikely to be driving past.

3. The said act of elimination onto the doorstep. Should the perpetrator be a Scouser*, then breaking and entering is, of course, the next natural course of action for the erstwhile Liverpudlian.

4. Wiping one rusty ringpiece with the fresh snow. Caution is advised for those presenting with haemorrhoids.

*The erstwhile Scouser may wish to declare any profits from the said breaking and entering on the next occasion he/she signs on within the following fortnight at the local Jobcentre Plus.
1st person: Well, that fine selection of of Cliff Richard records certainly has put me in the mood for the Queen's Speech tomorrow! Shall we retire early and let St Nicholas pay his visit?

Rudeboy: What whoa! Ya dumbclaat! I and I is gonna do a festive faeces on dem doorsteps!
by Leeds Dr Rudeboy December 3, 2010
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