French Facemask

when a male places his balls over another mans eyes, and his penis over his nose to make a mask out of his genitalia..works best with passed out friend. In no way gay.

man we got a picture of me giving that guy a french facemask last nite after the bar

by Branden Warner August 15, 2006

Facemelter

A particularly ferocious piece of guitar shredding that causes feelings of elation and excitement.

Guy 1: That facemelter was amazing!
Guy 2: Yeah, my face melted right off!

The reason Buckethead wears a mask

by Pandos April 21, 2013

fasum

a short word for "for some reason"

This girl got me horny fasum

by chapreda November 23, 2012

Philadelphia Facemask

When a man busts a nut onto a drunk womans face while she is passed out. Then when the chick wakes up there is hardend ejaculate covering her face like a facemask.

"Last night Amanda was so drunk she passed out, so I gave her a Philadelphia Facemask. Then when she woke up we shot some pucks off her face to see how well it worked."

by JonRambo March 4, 2009

facemonkey

A monkey's face

Look at that facemonkey on that monkey!

by Ashabeth October 30, 2008

mongolian facemask

When a man or woman eats extremely spicy food then waits at least 2 hours (or until they really have to poop) then has their partner take a lo mein noodle and stick it through one nostril and bring it part way out the other so half is hanging out either side reassembling a Mongolian mustache. The partner then takes the noodle hanging from their nose and tickles the others asshole until they shit all over their face. They then let the shit dry and keep the noodle in their nose and wear this as face paint to a social gathering.

"Hey Thomas I really like your face paint you wore to my daughters birthday party!"

"Thanks, Kelly gave me a Mongolian facemask."

by DaxTheDestroyer June 19, 2016

FaceMucked

v. The act of leaving ones facebook alone and unattended around drunk, creative young adults with nothing better to do than fuck with each other. The consequences can be devastating. Changed names, relationship statuses and your grandmas photos fro her trip to the bahamas are all free game. One can only untag, apologize, explain to your aunt why you "liked" anal sex and move on. Turn facebook into fun with Facemucked.

Shit i left my facebook open and i got FaceMucked!!!!!

by BGTheFaceMucker March 22, 2011