vacetious

the act of a girl leading a male astray in a sexual manner, followed by an immediate rebuttal of the previously promised favor or action

(In the midst of ((what appear to be)) the beginning acts of sex.)-

Girl- "Yeah! You like that?!..... "
Male- Some reinforcing gesture
Girl- "You just wait till I fuck you!"
Male-... some reinforcing gesture

-10 Minutes Later

Girl- "I just dont want to have sex with you because I really like you."

she was being vacetious

by JWPT October 26, 2010

fauxcetious

1) Insincerely treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; ironic flippancy.

2) Being facetious with a smug sense of irony.

It's meta.

Everybody thought Bob was being facetious when he said that he wanted to commit genocide, but he was actually being fauxcetious.

by [zero]Sum August 7, 2011

Facetiousismistically

A word used by douche goblins who place it in words, to sound more intelligent. In the real world, it means sarcastically

Doucheking: Me and my brahs were in Aeropostale and the worker was like, "are you looking for anything" and i said "No, we were trying to find tacos" facetiousismistically. Hahahaah, my bros were laughing like crazy.

Joe: Riiiiight... hehe(courtesy laugh) well im gonna head out now...

Doucheking: Peace brosquit!

Joe: yeh...uh sure

by Doucheking-Away August 27, 2009

fictious

what fergie says her being promiscuous is, because she blows kisses that puts them boys on rock rock, and they be lining down the block just to watch what she's got.

"But, I ain't promiscuous and if you were suspicious, all that shit is fictious" - Fergalicious by Fergie

by jrccc October 11, 2008

Facetivist

One who posts and/or comments relentlessly on/about controversy, world-change suggestions, criticizes how the general populus is ignorant, and/or promotes change only on Facebook.

John: "People need to get off their technology and live life. #wakeupworld"

Sarah: "You post stuff like this so much but don't follow your advice, you're pretty much just a Facetivist."

by keller612 January 7, 2015

factitious

Of, or relating to made-up "truths", pulled out of your ass and delivered as gospel to the unsuspecting. (Similar to what Cliff Clavin of "Cheers" was famous for.)

"Women who breast-feed at least one child to the age of one year have a 32%statistically higher chance of having breast cancer than those who don't" is a factitious statement.

by Craig Hartley December 3, 2003

Faptious Day

The day on which you fap. May also be spelled Fapjous Day.

A play on Fraptious Day from the new Alice in Wonderland.

Carmin would wait until Sunday, which is after Saturday -- the day on which she always attempts to get laid, to masturbate. That way, she would be ready should the chance to have sex arise before then. Thus Carmin dubbed Sunday her Faptious Day.

by The Blanket Monster June 1, 2011