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Facebag

Someone who uses Social Media without care or etiquette resulting in an appearance of being a douche. Comments meant to be comedic or snarky that come off as really douchey.
One must be prudent when posting on Social Media otherwise the risk of being a Facebag is evident.

That webpage is full of Facebags, I posted a puppy pic and they all told me to kill it.

I commented about the out of focus pictures on that page and the moderator wiped my thread, what a FACEBAG!
by Johnscreekjimmy January 15, 2021
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Facetail

Facial hair that grows under your chin and is long enough to make a ponytail.
That person has a facetail growing under their chin.
by FastEddie94 February 12, 2022
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the facepages

The all-inclusive directory for the modren age

It has gone on to replace oldschool methods like the phone book and the yellow pages and other nonsense like that.
Ex.1

-Hey Garry, you know Jenny right? Do you know where I can find her?
-Nah, just look her up in the facepages

Ex.2

- But Judge, how did the rapist find her home address?
- Well, she was listed in the facepages

Ex.3

The cops broke into the man's house and arrested him after looking through the facepages
by kidneyswap February 20, 2011
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