Faceblock

A mental condition wherein the victim/sufferer receives a Facebook friend invitation, can clearly see the he/she and the sender share many mutual friends, but can't for the life of Pete, remember who the hell this person is.

I see you are friends with ______ . I just received a friend invite from her and am experiencing a severe case of Faceblock. How do I know this person?

by Mr. Slappa November 13, 2012

Facebooked

The Act of Silencing someone and taking away their freedom of speech and all their rights! Synonym cancel culture.

I said something wrong I've been facebooked!

by Jeff Casa Grande April 5, 2021

Facebloomed

Named after David C. Bloom, a person in social media groups who, when asked a serious question, has a tendency to respond with insults, snide comments, and other non-answers. May also incorrectly call you a troll.

You totally just got Facebloomed by that guy!

by nomdeplumepseudonym June 6, 2021

Facebooked

when your DMs get blasted with old facebook memes

Yup. You're getting Facebooked

by WordWhammer July 23, 2024

Faceblinked

When you blink in a photo, or emoticon

Cheese! '³ oh no! I faceblinked!

by Hdew12354 November 15, 2025

pocket facebooked

when your mobile web or phone responds to your status update or someone elses status update with a random insert of numbers or letters much like a pocket dial, or pocket text.

Jimmy ***** "I'm going to school!"

Tara **** "dkah"

Jimmy "What does that mean?"

Tara "You've been pocket facebooked!!"

by Amberjean November 30, 2010