Mr. Farmer

A man who is destined to rape his students, particularly male. Press on 7th graders of the “thicc” variety mainly.

Dante : that girl over there is pretty hot, I want some

Henry : are you mr. farmers son?

by Mr. Farmer October 16, 2018

mushroom farmer

Somebody who treats people like mushrooms - keeps them in the dark, whilst feeding them shit.

A manager who fails to inform his staff of important details, whilst spewing forth a large quantity of "management speak" such as "at the end of the day, we have to move the goal posts for team productivity, and embrace more bluesky thinking"

by Evil Ed April 22, 2005

farmers blow

Blowing your nose with out a tissue by pushing on one nostril and blowing out the other to get rid of boogers and snot.

When I am out running I don't carry tissue so when I need to blow my nose I just do a farmers blow.

by golfnut23 October 31, 2008

Farmer's Hanky

The act of blowing your nose by a combination of covering one nostril with a finger and clearing the other with a powerful nasal blast of air, for use when a suitable snot receptacle isn't available. Popluar with farmers and footballers and useful in the right situation, but not really acceptable among polite company. Unless you're desperate of course.

Look away love, I'm going to have to do a Farmer's Hanky

by TheWoodsman December 21, 2010

Thoughtful Farmer

Someone who "fertilizes" other people's farms.

John is such a Thoughtful Farmer, he fertilized Betsy's farm five times last night. She was so greatful she helped maintain his equipment to return the favor.
farm fertilize booty call

by Saltine Nachos January 30, 2010

The Farmers league

Dangerous organization of geologist that discuss minerals like gold, platinum, uranium and coal. The organization doesn't like the coal mineral due to some historical moments. This organization is dangerous and should be locked up. They also like football players like mbappe.

The farmers league is a dark place

by Cristo Ronald suwiii January 19, 2022

Lol Farmer

One who goes on to online games in social environments and constantly cracks lame jokes where people would reply to with a "Lol" to keep them from feeling bad.

Also can happen in classroom environments, when one person is labeled as funny and everyone laughs at every joke they crack, no matter how stupid.

Zezima cooked a fish and got 99 cooking!

Player: Lol

Teacher: It was enormously broad.
Lol Farmer: That's what she said!
Class: Lol

by Pantho May 17, 2009