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Excuse Merchant 

Someone who at a moments notice can pull an excuse for just about anything out of their ass. This happens often when defending a sports team or the reasons someone is dating busted girl. Everyone knows the usual list of excuses and weather they say it or not they are all thinking "man what an excuse merchant".
Hey Joey, the NY Giants Suck this year.

Joey: "No they don't they would be undefeated if Eli didn't cut his face shaving in week 3"

Here we go again... What an excuse merchant.
Excuse Merchant by bt3101 November 30, 2011

excuse merchant 

when confronted about the failure of your favorite players to perform , you immediately start making excuses to deflect the blame .
Heckling Fans :"Eli rules!" and "Eli owns your husband,"

Gisele Bundchen :"You have to catch the ball when you're supposed to catch the ball," she said angrily to those around her.

"My husband cannot f--king throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."

"The Queen of all excuse merchants "
excuse merchant by krazy836 March 14, 2012

excause me 

JohnnyBEACH2: hahah pretty? lol
Trapp022: excause me?!
excause me by trapp November 21, 2004

Excruse me

Politely asking to be excused, in ebonics.
Excruse me Shantika!
Excruse me by Rhetoric ebonics August 20, 2013

Excusememasen 

A hybrid of 'Excuse Me' and the Japanese word 'Sumimasen,' which means 'Pardon Me,' it is a term used by wannabe Japanese-English bilinguals who have done something stupid, want to only marginally ask for forgiveness, and rejoice in thinking they sound witty.
An American exiting a crowded train in Tokyo: "Excusememasen!"
Japanese collective spirit: "..sigh.."

Clifton: "Ah, did I spill my beer on you? Excusememasen!"
Rika: "ha.. vely funny..and yes you did.."
Excusememasen by MKDB September 10, 2013

excusemeyoulookpretty

Is a girl who LOVE kpop and makes kpop TikTok and hot
Excusemeyoulookpretty She love doing kpop TikTok and she it really hot
excusemeyoulookpretty by Cutesup August 25, 2021