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Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence

1. To felate and swallow the ejaculate.

2. To suck a penis and swallow the sperm/cum.
I took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.
by Dego Dan August 10, 2007
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Whimpirical Evidence

The sort of evidence presented by a fickle person based on their hunch. The opposite of empirical evidence.
She only had whimpirical evidence why I shouldn't do it
by hicksandhudson January 13, 2011
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direct evidence

Evidence you can feel
Rocks are an example of direct evidence
by Stutsan:)) October 23, 2017
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manecdotal evidence

Invented evidence made up on the spot and presented as hard fact in support of mansplaining.
President Trump offered mostly manecdotal evidence, but the media had learned their lesson well, by now, and dutifully recorded it all as fact.
by linguisticautistic.com June 13, 2017
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evide

the verb form of "evidence"
Jury: Criminal, I declare giving me the evidence! (Judge: Yeah, evide him!)
by DMD77 November 30, 2019
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Evidence

F*cking bad opinion or fact
That Evidence killed my mother f*cker.
by Get the motherfucker September 23, 2020
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