eve

"dude, that eve is so sexy i just want to get in her pants!
by equine9988 February 06, 2009
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evs

My boss told me I couldn't take a Sick Day unless I was sick. I was like "Dude, evs".
by Tony B. March 20, 2003
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Proof that God is unfair.
So, ONE lady ate an apple and now all of womenhood have to suffer PMS? Where's the logic in that?
by Anonymous November 03, 2003
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Eve

You know the chick. The ass of a goddess (you've never even seen such perfection before) lays on her backside
1: ay, you seen eve lately?

2: no, but i saw her ass
by thatchick123 December 19, 2010
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Eve

A friendly person but can be aggressive. You don’t want to be on her bad side!
Heh, it’s an eve, my enemy

*Eve runs at them*
“Shit, run!”
by Haleeva June 07, 2019
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Eve was the first woman and chose enlightenment over free food and sex and is now hated for it. Eve is very similar to Buddha and Pandora in her choice, though we all love Buddha
God asked "do you want knowledge?" and Eve was like "Yeah!" so God said "ok, here's an apple that'll teach you all you want to know." So Eve eats it, becomes a genius, shares it with her husband (which was a pretty nice thing to do) and then looks around and says "there are better things than this garden. Let's go."
by three guesses June 22, 2005
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An MMO (Massivly Multiplayer Online Game)based in the galaxy of Eve. The player takes the role of a member of one of 4 races; Amarr, Caldari, Mimmatar or Gallante and begins their journey through deep space.
Known as a very player driven and open ended game it differs greatly from other MMO's in that every player worldwide (except asians) all play together on one server which consists of many nodes. This means that the community is much larger and more tightly knit than other games.
It has been critisised as being too PvP orientated and not very noob friendly however the developers CCP have not appologised for this and have said that the game was designed such that skillful players who work together will be able to get the furtherest ahead.
eve_n00b: OMG, I just bought a faction battleship with the ISK I bought on ebay and someone with a Cruiser that cost 1/50th of the price just ownZ0red me???!!!??? WTF???!?!!?!?!!?
winner: You are a waste of life. Go do what your mother should have done a long time ago and give yourself an abortion.
by Warrio November 25, 2006
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