A very small town in Fairfield County, one of the richest counties in the United States where about 99% of the people are Caucasian (unless they are a Gupta, Bletsas, or Costa) and do a lot of drugs. There is absolutely nothing to do here so unless you are traveling to another town for movies/mall/etc. you are probably partying in a field somewhere or smoking pot in your house watching the tube. This is a town where 10 year olds have cell phones, 16 year olds are given BMWs and Mercedes as their first cars, the drinking age is practically 13, houses are at the very least a million bucks, and one of the easiest places to find drugs. After high school, most of your friends are from Redding, and you probably won't stay in touch with too many in the span of your life because everyone moves the fuck out because of the rising taxes and expenses.
Don't get me wrong, it's a beautiful place with giant houses and friendly people...friendly if you have a Coach purse and shop at Abercrombie and Fitch. Stepford wives and pristine children, welcome to Easton!
Don't get me wrong, it's a beautiful place with giant houses and friendly people...friendly if you have a Coach purse and shop at Abercrombie and Fitch. Stepford wives and pristine children, welcome to Easton!
"Hey, is anything going on in Easton tonight?"
"No..let's go to Huntington Park or the Pane Open Space!"
"Alright, who's going to Brewster for a beer run?"
"We took a stretch hummer to prom!"
"We took my friends stretch limo that her family OWNS"
"Mr. Norris is so heady"
"No..let's go to Huntington Park or the Pane Open Space!"
"Alright, who's going to Brewster for a beer run?"
"We took a stretch hummer to prom!"
"We took my friends stretch limo that her family OWNS"
"Mr. Norris is so heady"
by yeah, i live here June 1, 2006
Get the Easton mug.The Easton Area School district is home to the Easton Red Rovers. Easton is one of if not the highest rated, and most respected team in PA. Also one of the most respected teams in the country. Easton has a over 100 year old tradition with their rivals, the Liners( bases out of the scum capital of the world P-burg New Jersey). Every year they gather and play a sacred game of football on thanksgiving. This game is held on CollegeHill PA at Laffeyette's feild. GO ROVERS
Yo man our team just got spanked by the Easton Red Rovers.
Damn, i wish we went to Easton instead of this shit hole. too late now, they'll never accept us.
Damn, i wish we went to Easton instead of this shit hole. too late now, they'll never accept us.
by EASTON<3 July 2, 2011
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American postmodernist author of the mid 80's to the current day. Ellis was one of the so called Bratpack of American authors of the 1980's along with Jay McInerney and Tama Janowitz.
Ellis writes exclusively in the first person present tenths,as if the character is narrating the book.
Ellis's first novel 'Less Than Zero'(published while still in College) was a critical and commercial smash. Dealing with the vapid lives of wealthy California teens back from College for the Christmas hollidays. Ellis followed this up with 'The Rules Of Attraction' a college melodrama set in a thinly disguised Bennington college. It received less positive reviews. Then came Ellis's most famous and controversial book 'American Psycho.' The shocking book detailing in gruesome detail the exploits of stock broker and psychopath Patrick Bateman, drew howls of outrage from critics, NoW, and Ellis even received death threats.
What was lost in the furore was that Ellis's book was a scathing satire on the 1980's and as the author himself has said, largerly a feminist book.
Ellis didn't publish another full length novel (the patchy short story collection 'The Informers' aside) until the '99 novel Glamorama. A international thriller dealing with fashion model-terrorists and the increasing shallowness of society it was easily his longest book to date and the hardest to get into.
In 2005 Ellis released Lunar Park a so-called fictional autobiography with Ellis himself as the main character tormented by figures from his past,adjusting to married life in Suburbia copycat killings from AP. Many characters from his books are characters in this socalled autobiography, delighting his hardcore fans.
Ellis writes exclusively in the first person present tenths,as if the character is narrating the book.
Ellis's first novel 'Less Than Zero'(published while still in College) was a critical and commercial smash. Dealing with the vapid lives of wealthy California teens back from College for the Christmas hollidays. Ellis followed this up with 'The Rules Of Attraction' a college melodrama set in a thinly disguised Bennington college. It received less positive reviews. Then came Ellis's most famous and controversial book 'American Psycho.' The shocking book detailing in gruesome detail the exploits of stock broker and psychopath Patrick Bateman, drew howls of outrage from critics, NoW, and Ellis even received death threats.
What was lost in the furore was that Ellis's book was a scathing satire on the 1980's and as the author himself has said, largerly a feminist book.
Ellis didn't publish another full length novel (the patchy short story collection 'The Informers' aside) until the '99 novel Glamorama. A international thriller dealing with fashion model-terrorists and the increasing shallowness of society it was easily his longest book to date and the hardest to get into.
In 2005 Ellis released Lunar Park a so-called fictional autobiography with Ellis himself as the main character tormented by figures from his past,adjusting to married life in Suburbia copycat killings from AP. Many characters from his books are characters in this socalled autobiography, delighting his hardcore fans.
by banky123 July 16, 2006
Get the bret easton ellis mug.A country boy, who sits in front of the TV and yells at it when he dies. Loves to kill animals while hunting season is in. Good dad and husband. Both when he wants to be and has to be. Not a very popular name. But special to be named it. Sometime called asston.
Eston, It's just a game. Damn laggers!
But,I didn't get to go hunting! Eston there's always next year.
Eston it will be ok, But He threw up in my mouth. He peed on me! He pinched me!
But,I didn't get to go hunting! Eston there's always next year.
Eston it will be ok, But He threw up in my mouth. He peed on me! He pinched me!
by Mommi10 February 6, 2010
Get the Eston mug.Home of the gods. The country is just Russia and Finland mixed together. Some Estonians hate finland. Most Estonians hate Russia, for a good reason. Russia has been the country that has been watching over them for centuries trying to suppress them.
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Get the Estonia mug.the sexiest guy in the world, who always manages to look good even though he feels awfull...also has some of the most amazing shoes ever seen in captivity.
by pintglassupurass July 22, 2010
Get the stephen elstone mug.Easton is a small primarily white town about 40 minutes south of Boston. Easton residents catch a bad rep from many surrounding communities, due to the fact they are generally more wealthy. The school produces smart students, often excelling in MCAS and SAT scores. Even some of the drop outs are smart.
Don't think for a second that because of the wealth Easton is soft. Last year, (2012) 3 of the strongest members of the football team each fought a member of Rival Stoughton "Tough Town"'s team. Easton fighters won all 3 fights, solidifying that Tough Town is not actually that tough. OA class of 2012 stand up!
Sports are quite successful at Oliver Ames. Usually the football team is one of the weakest teams, but a super bowl birth has brought new life to the program. Boys Soccer and Baseball have had great success. Girls athletics always seem to produce at least one state champion.
Not a lot to do in Easton though, a lot of kids just drive around smoking weed, or go to a girls basement and binge drink. As age increases, so has the drug problem. Molly, LSD, Shrooms, Cocaine, and Heroine are prominent drugs in the area. Cops are all over the drug scene though, as they have nothing better to do.
A lot of Easton Kids are well rounded, smart, caring students. Some of them are stuck up tools though, as there are groups like that in every town. Easton is a nice place to live, and produces many great young men and women from its school system.
Don't think for a second that because of the wealth Easton is soft. Last year, (2012) 3 of the strongest members of the football team each fought a member of Rival Stoughton "Tough Town"'s team. Easton fighters won all 3 fights, solidifying that Tough Town is not actually that tough. OA class of 2012 stand up!
Sports are quite successful at Oliver Ames. Usually the football team is one of the weakest teams, but a super bowl birth has brought new life to the program. Boys Soccer and Baseball have had great success. Girls athletics always seem to produce at least one state champion.
Not a lot to do in Easton though, a lot of kids just drive around smoking weed, or go to a girls basement and binge drink. As age increases, so has the drug problem. Molly, LSD, Shrooms, Cocaine, and Heroine are prominent drugs in the area. Cops are all over the drug scene though, as they have nothing better to do.
A lot of Easton Kids are well rounded, smart, caring students. Some of them are stuck up tools though, as there are groups like that in every town. Easton is a nice place to live, and produces many great young men and women from its school system.
Jimmy-Yo, whattup dog whats good in Easton, Ma today?
Trev- nothin man, bored as fuck. Yo, you wanna burn?
Jimmy- hell ya, just another day in the life
Trev- nothin man, bored as fuck. Yo, you wanna burn?
Jimmy- hell ya, just another day in the life
by That Dude from Easton October 28, 2012
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