Eunice

A girl with body parts and that's it

Hey Eunice nice limbs

by Some guy in the graveyard October 19, 2020

eunice

a cute name for a cute girl.

she is usually cute, hyper, and funny, with pretty eyes and facial features.

she always knows how to hype you up at the times when you're sad, and when she's happy, she's a storm. therefore, play hard.
well definitely, shes just this hyper enfp lmao

she lives by the motto "play hard and then you can eat delicious food!"

hey, is eunice nice?

deffo, her name is literally "EU NICE"

by gwyncys July 4, 2022

eunuch

A term used to describe someone who is a mix of both sexes. am. My balls had to be removed before i Hit puberty. This gave me a somewhat 'feminine' appearance and now im not able to have sex. I pretend to be a man.

Im a eunuch, im not ashamed.

by Michael Rehmeyer December 26, 2007

Eunuchcycle

From the English nouns "eunuch" and "cycle", a eunuchcycle is a bicycle or other form of saddled transportation (exact nomenclature dependant on method of transportation in question), which, upon continuous usage leaved the testicles of the male rider severely bruised or eroded completely. This may also apply to less prolonged exposure to a thoroughly unsuitable saddle, perhaps one made of sandpaper or some other high-friction material.

"I've just been for a 40 mile bike ride and I feel GREAT!"
"Wow, that's fantastic, man! Bet your balls hurt, though"
"Oh dude, they are killing me, I think I might have punctured one!"
"You need a new bike, that one you have at the minute is a total eunuchcycle"

by jizzmong hunter July 27, 2009

Eunuchscape Artist

When a man with no metaphorical ball sack pretends to want to slow intimacy down in a relationship as a way of breaking up with a girl.

Jodi: He said WHAT?
Jamie: He said he wants to slow down the intimacy because he thinks things went too fast.
Jodi: Wasn't he the one who wanted to have sex?
Jamie: Yes
Jodi He is a total Eunuchscape artist.

by sillymama1974 August 5, 2010

Eunice

A small city in louisiana

We gunna go down to Eunice and pimp some hoes.

by bobwehadababyitsaboy November 26, 2003

eunuch

a castrated male, a male whose genitals have been comendeered!! has a very nice singing voice.

"you're not a eunuch are you?" *looks down suspisciously*

"hes no one, my mothers uncles aunties son...lovely singing voice though....EUNUCH!" *points* (both quoted from POTC (if unsure see definition))

by founder of the eunuch society September 1, 2005