EUGENE 

Some pathetic cringy worthy kid who carrys a glock in his backpack to school, while wearing someone painful to look at clothing

That Eugene is gonna commit a school shooting because every girl hates him

EUGENE by Godel July 30, 2016

Eugene 

Eugene is a terrible and untrustworthy person. Even though Eugene may seem nice, he is the cruelest human you will ever meet. If you are friends with him he will build up your friendship and then find the worst possible way to backstab you. Eugene will take all of your happiness away from you. Eugene will find any and every way to try and hurt you, mentally and physically. NEVER have sympathy for Eugene, he is faking his sadness. Eugene has no soul, he does not care if he hurts you or anyone else. If you ever meet Eugene make sure to ignore him. Don't try to be mean to him though, he is truly evil and will destroy everything that you love and make your life a living hell. Every Eugene is terrible except for Eugene on Buzzfeed

Eugene is more evil than the devil

Eugene by sorrybutnotreally December 26, 2016

Eugene 

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a mans who will facetime you at 3am in the shower, but will end the call before getting out as to not show his peepee

Person one: Who are you calling, why are they in the shower?

Person two: It's Eugene, he facetimed me while in the shower.

Eugene by lixie July 11, 2019

eugene 

he is a very hot steamy man and he likes to slap and tickle peeple

eugene is so hot and steamy omg

eugene by yesnoprobablynot January 8, 2021

Eugene 

One of the sexiest guys out there. He is known for his hair and for his height. A eugene is a charming, kind, sexy, strong, young man. Dont mess with a eugene or He will put you on your place. He doesnt care who you are he will treat you the way you deserve. You have to earn his trust. It doesnt just appear one day. Eugene like many girls but the one he is in love with is the one whom has known him the longest. A girl that had stuck around through the tough times and is still there today. She loves you eugene. A eugene usually gets along best with names that start with a, l, t, d, j, i, and z.

Girl 1: oh my god did you see eugene today? His hair is on fleek and he is so sexy.

Girl 2: omg yessss. I want to make him mine that sexy stud muffin.

Eugene by The truth of it August 28, 2017

Eugene 

Eugene, Oregon.
Home to the Hippies, Homeless, and Ducks.
A shit town in most respects, the city council makes it look clean but underneath the veneer it is a stinking cesspool of human filth.
The real trick they use is the neighboring Springfield, OR which is even worse, so they look better by comparison.

Guy 1:We been driving for three fucking hours, lets stop here in Eugene.

Guy 2: Fuck that, its only 2 more hours to Portland

Eugene by Triblets January 3, 2009

Eugene 

A Man that was born by an incestral Mother. A Eugene wear's a Trench coat with a Fedora. Eugene's favorite weapon is the AK with Fast Mags with Stock. Eugene's favorite Quote is "I'm coming for ya bud." Eugene's natural habitat is the candle store right next to the Gun Store.

It's A Bird... It's A Plane... No It's Eugene with the AK in his Backpack Everyone Run!!!!!

Eugene by Eugene's Dad August 1, 2016