escape hatch

In the context of a blind date, an escape hatch is a pre-arranged call placed by a friend to your cell phone shortly after the start time of the date. If the date is going well, the call can be ignored. If the date is a nightmare so far, you answer, pretend that the caller is informing you of an emergency that requires your presence, then excuse yourself immediately. This allows you to cut the date short without embarrassing either party. The phrase can also refer to the friend who places the call.

You: Hey, I have a date with that guy from nerve.com at 8:00; can you be my escape hatch?
Friend: You want me to call you at 8:30 or 9:00?

by Theodora June 29, 2007

Escape Goat

an escape goat is a sheep that is the hardest to catch and shag, the letters goat actually standing for "greatest of all time" referring to it's rare and incredible escape from the clutches of the expert sheep catching/shagging welsh.

"Ye may have gotten away this time ye little escape goat but we'll shag ye sooner or later!"

by Dalton Crusty November 29, 2021

death escape

When you very nearly get away from something or someone that would have killed you.

Chica: "My brother heard this loud bomb last night outside our house so he grabbed his shotgun and started down the driveway to see who it was."

Duder 1: "Are you serious? Oh my God! That was us. It was a pop bottle bomb. We were just messing with you."

Duder 2: "Holy shit dude would he have shot us?"

Duder 1: "Probably! That was one hell of a death escape."

by westfalia January 20, 2010

Escape The Fate

An American post-hardcore band that originated in Las Vegas, Nevada in 2004. The band got famous by winning a radio contest hosted by My Chemical Romance. They were later signed to Epitaph Records. The original Escape the Fate members were: Ronnie Radke, Max Green, Robert Ortiz, Bryan "Monte" Money, and Omar Espinosa. Their album "Dying is Your Latest Fashion" was released in 2006 with all of the original members. Omar Espinosa left the band for "personal reasons" afterwards. Ronnie Radke was asked to leave the band after he was sentenced to prison in June 2008 for multiple run-ins with the law involving narcotics and battery for a fight that led up to the death of Michael Cook. Due to the departure of Radke, he was replaced by vocalist Craig Mabbitt. Since Mabbitt joined Escape the Fate, the band has release two albums. In 2008, their album "This War is Ours" was released. In 2010, their self-titled album was released.

*Normal ETF YouTube Convo*

RonnieRadkeForever123: I Hate Craig, he should go die. Let's get Ronnie back ! I miss him in Escape The Fate so much ... Thumbs up if you want Ronnie back ! <3
TrueETFFan: @RonnieRadkeForever123 go get a life and listen to Falling in Reverse if you like Ronnie so damn much . He's not coming back dumbass .
RonnieRadkeForever123: @TrueETFFan K.

by FallenAngelsBVB July 6, 2011

landscape escape

I've been busy too, with my landscaping company, Landscape Escape doesnt mean i have to go and dissappear off the face of the earth! .....oh i cant stay mad at you! JOHN! JOHN!

see those dead bushes, yea, i planted those

by michael dixon March 20, 2004

Escape the Fate

Esscape the fate is possibly one of the most amazing bands ever. They are a great screamo band and they have awesome style. Some of my favorite songs are As You're Falling Down, There's no Sympathy for the Dead, Ashley, Situations, ugh i could keep going but the list is too long. Just look up the albums "This War Is Ours" "Dying is Your Latest Fashion" "There's no Sympathy for the Dead - EP" "Situations - EP" to see my favorite songs

Poser: OMG I LOVE THE SONG "Dying is Your Fashion"

Escape the Fate fan: IT'S NOT A SONG U TWAT! *smack* ITS AN ALBUM!

by silly_little_emo_kid72094 January 27, 2009

Escapees

The french fries at the bottom of the whole take out bag from a fast food restaurant. also called, bag fries

Hey man, are you going to eat all your fries?

They are all gone, check the bag for escapees.

by SCRhollywood November 20, 2009